I suspect that all that would happen is that Bush would say, "God told me you're not really Jesus." His capacity for denial is very large.

This does bring to mind hopeful proof scenarios involving demonically posssed livestock and the new host running off a cliff.

Cindy, I finally got an e-mail from you.

Deena, I did get an e-mail from you earlier today. Was it the response from my e-mail, or was it something else?

I just had a most uncomfortable experience. I had lunch with Ellen (not the uncomfortable part). Afterwards I decided to drop off my COBRA at my former company, since it's just around the corner, and since it was already late (it's due on the 1st). Usually I can sneak in and out of there without really seeing anyone. That didn't happen today. I ran into my old boss on my way in (he was running out to get lunch), and he returned while I was still there. He was all chatty, wanting to know what was going on in my life, etc. Grrr... Oh well. I think I faked it pretty well.

He was all chatty, wanting to know what was going on in my life, etc. Grrr...

VW (glancing at watch, obviously impatient): "Ah, well, long story - damn! I was supposed meet Jude Law twenty minutes ago! Late again! Oh, well, he'll wait for me - he always does...."

Supposedly Pres Bush sent Brother Bush to Asia because of his "experience" with natural disasters (the 4 hurricanes that hit FL). By "experience" I think he means "standing around for photo ops."

There are people in FL who still don't have electricity or don't have relaible electricity.

vw, it was the response to yours, so we're good. Sorry for the chatty ex-boss.

Oh my. I'm sitting here stifling giggles and I don't quite know my co-worker well enough to explain why. The title of the show I'm cataloging (an old Horizon doc about Voyager 2) is called Uranus Encounter.

I am not twelve. I am six.

Am I a horrible person if I wish Jeb picked up some heinous death spore?! Because I do.Then I will have gotten everything on my list this Christmas! Jeb's "alive" Ann Coulter ditto. My dog and Jerry Orbach are not. No fair! (shakes fist) And um, any stat claiming 30% of "babies" were aborted since 1973...bullshit squared, right? Because I've been seeing these commercials and thinking "No way!"(If you want somebody can support me in e-mail.)

I'm grooving because my daughter met Paul McCartney yesterday. Paul is Her Beatle. She said she "went straight up Ed Sullivan on his ass: deer in the headlights."

Nice to know she reacted to Paul the same way her mama, in 1969-1970, reacted when the man whose hair she'd been brushing in a stoned stupor finally turned around and revealed himself as George Harrison.

Genetically connected.

The title of the show I'm cataloging (an old Horizon doc about Voyager 2) is called Uranus Encounter.

Ahahahahahaha!!!

If a person were so foolish as to forget there was broken glass in the kitchen trash can and therefore acquire a small but persistently bleedy cut in her hand (specifically, the part of the palm that moves when you waggle your thumb), how worried should she be about it? The bleeding actually finally stopped while I was typing this, ten minutes or so after the injury, but it still stings like hell. Is my tetanus booster still valid after eight years?

Off to try to properly sterilize and bandage this thing. Not a spot they make bandaids for, so could be a challenge...