(Psst! They were pudding. Jim Jones [also CRAZY] was Kool-Aid.)
No pudding for you either! AND you're off the crazy-cult Winter Holiday Card mailing list!
t adjusts tinfoil hat to a jaunty tilt and flounces off
Everybody plays each other. That's all anybody ever does. We play parts.
Saffron ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 21 Gunn Salute
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Jan 04, 2005 8:44:03 am PST #1126 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Jan 04, 2005 8:44:08 am PST #1127 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Flavor Aid isn't generic. Just less well marketed.
Susan W. - Jan 04, 2005 8:44:31 am PST #1128 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
A church in my hometown had a pastor named Jimmy Jones, born well before the name became notorious. I think they got a little tired of Kool-Aid jokes at Fourmile Baptist.
Nora Deirdre - Jan 04, 2005 8:45:01 am PST #1129 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Jessica has a fetching tin foil chapeau.
Steph L. - Jan 04, 2005 8:45:54 am PST #1130 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
No pudding for you either! AND you're off the crazy-cult Winter Holiday Card mailing list!
You take that Shiny Tree YAY! card and run it through the shredder, missy....
Flavor Aid isn't generic. Just less well marketed.
How could you market it? "Flavor-Aid: Tastes So Good You'll Think You've Died and Gone to Heaven!"
Jessica - Jan 04, 2005 8:47:28 am PST #1131 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"Flavor-Aid: Tastes So Good You'll Think You've Died and Gone to Heaven!"
Also? You owe me a new keyboard.
tommyrot - Jan 04, 2005 8:48:12 am PST #1132 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
How could you market it? "Flavor-Aid: Tastes So Good You'll Think You've Died and Gone to Heaven!"
Except most everyone still thinks Jim Jones used Kool-Aid.
"Flavor-Aid: We're not even going to mention that... unpleasantness!"
Ginger - Jan 04, 2005 8:49:42 am PST #1133 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Not unless aliens and/or Jesus shows up and says, "Stop sucking! Stop fucking things up!"
I suspect that all that would happen is that Bush would say, "God told me you're not really Jesus." His capacity for denial is very large.
Frankenbuddha - Jan 04, 2005 8:52:01 am PST #1134 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
AND you're off the crazy-cult Winter Holiday Card mailing list!
Aw, now Steph isn't going to get the annual holiday form letter from the Manson family, is she?
Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 04, 2005 8:59:53 am PST #1135 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I suspect that all that would happen is that Bush would say, "God told me you're not really Jesus." His capacity for denial is very large.
This does bring to mind hopeful proof scenarios involving demonically posssed livestock and the new host running off a cliff.