I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jan 21, 2005 4:11:28 pm PST #9320 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Newsy stuff.

Have we discussed the fact that SpongeBob is evil, because he likes gay people: [link]

ita, we could go get us some squid:

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eta: Yes, it is sparkly, ita.


brenda m - Jan 21, 2005 4:12:58 pm PST #9321 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Please, like it wasn't obvious from the get-go. It was only a matter of time before he turned all subversive and started trying to indoctrinate kids with his "tolerance" and "diversity." Shameful, I tell you.


Alibelle - Jan 21, 2005 4:13:35 pm PST #9322 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Eww, squid.


Lee - Jan 21, 2005 4:15:07 pm PST #9323 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hee. I edited after reading further, Brenda, bercause that is exactly what is being protested.


DCJensen - Jan 21, 2005 4:17:41 pm PST #9324 of 10002
All is well that ends in pizza.

The cable guy is trying to tell me I have too many devices. Pfft. My too many devices worked fine for months. Make it back like that.

I hate cable support dweebs. It's as if they are programmed to spew forth the mantra "It's the customer's fault" when they get tired of troubleshooting.


Alibelle - Jan 21, 2005 4:18:53 pm PST #9325 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I'm bored. I've done absolutely nothing that I needed to today, and I feel all bleh. I hate wasting days, but my roommate didn't wake up until half an hour ago, so it's been dark in my room forever, and that left me with zero motivation, and now I don't feel like starting anything at all ever, now that I have light.

So. Who wants to come over and play cranium?


§ ita § - Jan 21, 2005 4:22:33 pm PST #9326 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I hear they have bacteria, Lee.

I do have better reception than ever before, so far, and actual good reception in the bedroom. But I think the building is pretty crappily wired.

Okay, back to composing a workout CD for krav class. They're playing the last one I brought in way too much, which means they're desperate.


sarameg - Jan 21, 2005 4:22:43 pm PST #9327 of 10002

"Dude! What are doing?! Why are you in water??"

Probably part of it. Probably also "Hey, you're sitting in our favorite room! Why aren't you petting us!"

Little selfcentered fuzzbutts.

YAY tv&internet!

I've never understood why a sponge is such a popular character. A sponge. They get all nasty and gacky and ew. But then, my nephew adores Elmo, so I am clearly out of the pre-k popularity loop.


victor infante - Jan 21, 2005 5:40:25 pm PST #9328 of 10002
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

The loons nice folks over at AndyKaufmanLives.com, subject of several of my stories, are having some fun with me. Strangely, I approve.


sarameg - Jan 21, 2005 5:50:29 pm PST #9329 of 10002

OK, I have the coolest 2 year old nephew evah!

He remembers me! Called my brother and got treated to a full 2 minutes of "SAR! SAR! SAR! CAHS !(cars) CRAYO! (crayons) SAAR! SAAAAR!" and various other happy shrieks.

Was so convinced that 6 days of me and a host of grandparents would render me invisible. Not so much.

Such a cutie. He demanded to say g'night (guhnuh) to me. Hee.

And my brother is pretty damned cool himself.

I like my family. I got good ones.