It's not sunny and warm here today, it's cloudy and warm. What am I goint to do?

I'll take about 50 degrees F off your hands if you aren't too concerned about the warm. Because I'm a good guy, I'll trade you sunshine for clouds in the deal.

Good morning. I stressed myself out something awful yesterday for fear I wouldn't get stuff done my boss needs for his trip. I'm now an hour into my day with 2 errands left before my agenda is completed.

I have no one to share this with but y'all- I SAW THE BEST DALLAS EVER OVER THE PAST 2 DAYS!!!

I usually watch Dallas every day when I get home from work because it's good campy fun. It's really late in the series now, and even Sue Ellen has moved off to England. JR has a bastard son. All kinds of stuff. JR quit drinking, but then everybody abandoned him. So he's all depressed at the end of the one on Monday and falls asleep drunk with a gun in his hand. Sooo....

Joel Grey shows up and JR thinks he's like Clarence, come to bring him back from the brink of suicide by showing him what life would be like if he were never born. So Bobby's a no good gambler, Cliff is POTUS, Sue Ellen's a soap actress, Kristen is a hustler Gary is a lady killer lawyer and there's another brother who turns Southfork into a crappy development. Turns out Joel Grey is actually in league with the devil and trying to get JR to kill himself, and when JR wakes up from his "dream" Joel's in the mirror (dressed in a dapper red suit) telling him to "Do it!" and then his eyes go red, and as Bobby comes in the house and is starting upstairs, there's a gunshot.

It was awesome!!!

I have done no work this entire week. Seriously. Since getting back from my long business obligation and then vacation my bosses aren't around and I'm at a loss.

It feels depressing, actually.

bon bon, you need to waste more time. If only there were something out there to serve as a workplace timesuck?

Quick question for the hivemind. Where is Fresno in relation to LA?

North. Possibly a little east, I'm not sure.

Dear Kat,

nu uh. Infinity!

love, me, the nice one.

Heather that sounds like super fun ridiculous Dallas.

bon bon, I'm sorry. Perhaps you should join me in some afternoon file making.

Brenda, like 300 miles north. It's also a little bit inland (not so much East, as North and in the San Joaquin valley in the center of the state).

It's closer to San Francisco

bon bon, you need to waste more time. If only there were something out there to serve as a workplace timesuck?

In four and a half days, I found ALL OF THEM.

Now Natter shall know and tremble at my ennui.

Cool, thanks. I'm trying to decide who to assign to a project and figuring out whose travel would be least onerous.