Congratulations, Allyson!!!11!!1!
If you want me to leave, you can put your hands on my hot, tight little body and make me.
Spike ,'Get It Done'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Alibelle - Jan 20, 2005 4:08:36 pm PST #8795 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Cashmere - Jan 20, 2005 4:08:42 pm PST #8796 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Yay, Allyson! What was the problem? Was it just fluid?
I'm not into the OC except for admiring the pretty boys. DH is playing Fable and he figured out that he can make his character fart. What is it about gas that turns a grown man into a 10 year old?
sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:12:11 pm PST #8797 of 10002
What'd you do?
I'm glad you can. It can be very disconcerting. I get nasty evil makes-dr-go-EW! ear infections. And have some lasting minor hearing loss, untested, but I can tell, in one ear. But I can never remember which until I'm talking with someone in a noisy environment and have to put them on one side if I want to hear.
Still like OC. We'll see about next week.
I am still becoming my grandmother. Meh.
Consuela - Jan 20, 2005 4:13:33 pm PST #8798 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Fart. Why is my To-do list never getting shorter? It's like the penis of a pr0n star!
Argh!
t tears hair
t sends ferrets to rescue Shrift
Consuela - Jan 20, 2005 4:14:05 pm PST #8799 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
eeek. Not so funny it needed to be said twice.
Polter-Cow - Jan 20, 2005 4:15:46 pm PST #8800 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
But double the 'Suela is always nice.
Sue - Jan 20, 2005 4:17:20 pm PST #8801 of 10002
hip deep in pie
So is Alex/Marissa going to be the Oliver of the season?
sarameg - Jan 20, 2005 4:19:06 pm PST #8802 of 10002
Farting starts being HIL-arious around 18 months, from what I understand. My poor, poor SIL. She married a man who not only finds them hilarious but has truly toxic ones (seriously, she makes him take beano and...one other one when she's going to be trapped in a car with him.) And her dear, charming son has inherited The Gift.
I gotta tell you though, farting 2 year olds? Who then start making gagging noises and giggling and flee the room? Are pretty damned funny.
Sue - Jan 20, 2005 4:20:10 pm PST #8803 of 10002
hip deep in pie
What about farting cats sara? When do they get funny?
Allyson - Jan 20, 2005 4:22:42 pm PST #8804 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
What happened was, the nurse put stuff in my ears, and then cotton balls, and then I read a Time magazine from before the election, and so, that was depressing.
And then the nurse called me back in and took a big syringe filled with hot water and SHOT IT INTO MY EAR.
And then she said, "Allyson, this thing has legs."
And there was this HUGE BALL OF WAX the size of a Jelly Belly. In fact, it looked like a Popcorn flavored Jelly Belly.
And then the same thing to the other ear. I was apparently blocked in both ears, because as soon as the water came out, everything became VERY LOUD.
And so, that's the story of my earwax. She told me to stop pushing Q-tips so far in my ear.