Who died and made you Elvis?
Cordelia ,'Storyteller'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Jan 18, 2005 2:40:03 pm PST #7730 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 2:44:34 pm PST #7731 of 10002
I think stilettos look good peeking out of long-legged pants, but it's not so much the sort of thing I ever see myself wearing.
I like the look myself, and would do it except I might kill myself. I'm getting better, but stilettos and I still don't get along.
My cat is raiding my carpet padding for toys. Sigh. Time to dig up the duct tape.
Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 2:45:58 pm PST #7732 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
There, see? ^^^^^^^
I can't be bothered with stilettos. I have lazy feet. (As opposed to guilty feet. My feet have rhythm.)
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 2:49:06 pm PST #7733 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not anti-nipple in the slightest, but pretty vehemently anti-camel-toe. Only crazy people aren't I swear. CLOTHES NEED NOT BE THAT TIGHT. I also don't care to know to which side male strangers dress, nor the number of piercings they have, and if they're circumcised or not.
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 2:49:52 pm PST #7734 of 10002
You are sunshiney or I'd kill myself in stilettos?
Hell, I've been known to trip myself by getting the heels of my fleuvogs caught in the cuff of my pants....
Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 2:51:36 pm PST #7735 of 10002
What is even happening?
I'm not anti-nipple in the slightest, but pretty vehemently anti-camel-toe. Only crazy people aren't I swear. CLOTHES NEED NOT BE THAT TIGHT. I also don't care to know to which side male strangers dress, nor the number of piercings they have, and if they're circumcised or not.It's like we were separated at birth or something. Maybe it won't be after I take it a step further. I don't need to know to which side male intimates dress, although the piercings and circumcision would be obvious.
Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 2:53:55 pm PST #7736 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You are sunshiney or I'd kill myself in stilettos?
I am sunshiney. Dammit.
Camel toe is as much about a too-short rise than about too tight, I bet.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 2:54:14 pm PST #7737 of 10002
What is even happening?
(although I just asked, because curiosity killed the camel cat *sigh*)
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 2:55:07 pm PST #7738 of 10002
OK, now you are bringing up horrid flashbacks of how a teacher at my middle school dressed. Not what a 7th grade girl needs to see. And oh god, then there was the art teacher with the zip jeans. Ahhhhrg!
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 2:55:49 pm PST #7739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Camel toe is as much about a too-short rise than about too tight, I bet.
A too short rise is too tight, in my book. Tight is vertical as well as horizontal/circumferential.
I think I've known (although not remembered) the sides to which various men dressed, but it was knowledge gained by experience, not just looking across the restaurant.