You are sunshiney or I'd kill myself in stilettos?
I am sunshiney. Dammit.
Camel toe is as much about a too-short rise than about too tight, I bet.
Mal: Then I call it a win. What's the problem? Inara: Should I start with the part where you're stranded in the middle of nowhere, or the part where you have no clothes?
'Trash'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 2:53:55 pm PST #7736 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 2:54:14 pm PST #7737 of 10002
What is even happening?
(although I just asked, because curiosity killed the camel cat *sigh*)
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 2:55:07 pm PST #7738 of 10002
OK, now you are bringing up horrid flashbacks of how a teacher at my middle school dressed. Not what a 7th grade girl needs to see. And oh god, then there was the art teacher with the zip jeans. Ahhhhrg!
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 2:55:49 pm PST #7739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Camel toe is as much about a too-short rise than about too tight, I bet.
A too short rise is too tight, in my book. Tight is vertical as well as horizontal/circumferential.
I think I've known (although not remembered) the sides to which various men dressed, but it was knowledge gained by experience, not just looking across the restaurant.
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 2:56:22 pm PST #7740 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hell, I've been known to trip myself by getting the heels of my fleuvogs caught in the cuff of my pants....
I trip on thongs.*sigh* And I LOVE heels. Though not stilettos. Love the look, can't bear the pain.
Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 2:56:54 pm PST #7741 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tight is vertical as well as horizontal/circumferential.
That's fair.
Is now the time to bring up the Owen Wilson air bubble/schlong photo controversy?
Atropa - Jan 18, 2005 2:58:49 pm PST #7742 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Hell, I've been known to trip myself by getting the heels of my fleuvogs caught in the cuff of my pants....
Pointy-toe shoes + lace trim on skirt hems = potential gothy pratfalls. It's worse if, instead of pointy-toe shoes, you are wearing pointy-toe boots with lots of buckles. Then you can catch your toes OR the buckles in the lace.
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 2:59:28 pm PST #7743 of 10002
NO.
It is never time.
If I had a job that required more time on my feet, I'd have to lose the heels. But I've got another pair of fluevogs picked out for that case.
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 3:01:37 pm PST #7744 of 10002
Pointy-toe shoes + lace trim on skirt hems = potential gothy pratfalls.
I'd imagine. Did I mention I've put my heel through the hem of 3 skirts? Including two that were mid calf? Had I your wardrobe, I'd have to ...well, I probably wouldn't still be alive, victim of some grotesque velvet, lace and shoe disaster.
Kat - Jan 18, 2005 3:02:02 pm PST #7745 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
fluevogs
Seriously, someone needs to have a fluevog party, akin to an aerosole party.
Aerosole update: the new ones were fine for a day on my feet. In spite of the 2+ inch heel.
I have just solved my dilemma for how to write curriculum. I have a plan. And the plan, while not good or interesting, is easy to plan for. Esp. since I don't have to teach it!