You are sunshiney or I'd kill myself in stilettos?
Hell, I've been known to trip myself by getting the heels of my fleuvogs caught in the cuff of my pants....
I-I'm just taking things without paying for th... In what twisted dictionary is that stealing?
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 2:49:52 pm PST #7734 of 10002
Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 2:51:36 pm PST #7735 of 10002
What is even happening?
I'm not anti-nipple in the slightest, but pretty vehemently anti-camel-toe. Only crazy people aren't I swear. CLOTHES NEED NOT BE THAT TIGHT. I also don't care to know to which side male strangers dress, nor the number of piercings they have, and if they're circumcised or not.It's like we were separated at birth or something. Maybe it won't be after I take it a step further. I don't need to know to which side male intimates dress, although the piercings and circumcision would be obvious.
Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 2:53:55 pm PST #7736 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
You are sunshiney or I'd kill myself in stilettos?
I am sunshiney. Dammit.
Camel toe is as much about a too-short rise than about too tight, I bet.
Topic!Cindy - Jan 18, 2005 2:54:14 pm PST #7737 of 10002
What is even happening?
(although I just asked, because curiosity killed the camel cat *sigh*)
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 2:55:07 pm PST #7738 of 10002
OK, now you are bringing up horrid flashbacks of how a teacher at my middle school dressed. Not what a 7th grade girl needs to see. And oh god, then there was the art teacher with the zip jeans. Ahhhhrg!
§ ita § - Jan 18, 2005 2:55:49 pm PST #7739 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Camel toe is as much about a too-short rise than about too tight, I bet.
A too short rise is too tight, in my book. Tight is vertical as well as horizontal/circumferential.
I think I've known (although not remembered) the sides to which various men dressed, but it was knowledge gained by experience, not just looking across the restaurant.
Strix - Jan 18, 2005 2:56:22 pm PST #7740 of 10002
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Hell, I've been known to trip myself by getting the heels of my fleuvogs caught in the cuff of my pants....
I trip on thongs.*sigh* And I LOVE heels. Though not stilettos. Love the look, can't bear the pain.
Jesse - Jan 18, 2005 2:56:54 pm PST #7741 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Tight is vertical as well as horizontal/circumferential.
That's fair.
Is now the time to bring up the Owen Wilson air bubble/schlong photo controversy?
Atropa - Jan 18, 2005 2:58:49 pm PST #7742 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Hell, I've been known to trip myself by getting the heels of my fleuvogs caught in the cuff of my pants....
Pointy-toe shoes + lace trim on skirt hems = potential gothy pratfalls. It's worse if, instead of pointy-toe shoes, you are wearing pointy-toe boots with lots of buckles. Then you can catch your toes OR the buckles in the lace.
sarameg - Jan 18, 2005 2:59:28 pm PST #7743 of 10002
NO.
It is never time.
If I had a job that required more time on my feet, I'd have to lose the heels. But I've got another pair of fluevogs picked out for that case.