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Okay yeah, that dress is just wrong. It was poorly designed. If the ... what is that, a sling?... If the sling for her left breast was not underneath the ... erm ... band for her right, maybe she wouldn't have looked so Picasso, but really? No matter what you think of her acting, it takes some imagination to make the woman look bad. But they did it. And she let them.

I THINK the right breast band is supposd to be higher on the right than on the left, cutting down in a diagonal under the left breast, which is then covered by the sling. I think this would work well on a dress from whose boobs don't move. Gravity has made the righ breast slip down UNDEr the left, which is being held up by the sling.

It should have been better constructed. More of a diagonal, maybe, Sophia?--and maybe the part of the band that lies under her left breast should have been narrower to begin with? My word, you think she would have noticed at home, and just grabbed something else out of the closet. Like jeans.

I can't quite believe that a) I am decontructing Halle's dress and b) no one noticed or cared about the Picasso boobage BUT

I think the top needed to be better boned to stay up in the diagonal, but with the stronger bones it would have flattened the right breast and she would have been lopsided either way.\\It was sort of like the time I had to build a dress to these specifications

"I want it to be bnes and have the womans ample cleavage spilling out of the top but I don't want it to connect anywhere but at the waist, with one fastener. She needs to get into it in 30 seconds on stage and can be wearing no undergarments."

Um---

Where is everyone. We're having a snowstorm, and the whole province is shut down except, of course, for us. Out of 15 employees in my section there are 2 of us here, and I think I saw about 8 on my way in out of an office of several hundred. I need amusement!

I'm at home and B. is outside snowblowing the driveway. It drifted 3 feet in some areas. I don't know if I'll bother going in to the office at all today since my boss is relying on the buses and they aren't running.

I need amusement too! My boss is away today! Well she is "working" from her vacation home. But anyway, not here!

I don't know why I am up. I don't have to be up today, but here I am.

After all the hype, we only got a dusting of snow last night. It's about time we started getting that coastal moderation.

I think I want to go back to sleep.

You guys have lots of snow? We have sunlight here. It's gorgeous outside, and I can't go out and take a walk. Instead, I take a study break with you people who have snow.

Also, hi! I'm on a semester-makes-you-skip diet, even though today is the official first day of the exams-vacation between the semesters. Also, one of my roommates (the one who loved "Firefly"!) got engaged, so not everything is exams-exercise-grade-paper-work. I am, however, not amusing, I'm afraid.

Hi Nilly! Nice to see you. In Western NY we have a lot of snow, anyway. Well, not closing down the malls snow, but enough to make people nuts.