Willow ,'Potential'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
FUN SCROTAL SCIENCE PROJECT:
On a hot day, disrobe and slip your body (groin and all) into a cold shower. Notice how your testicles tell your scrotum to contract and thus, bring them closer to the warmth of your body's bulk. Examine the prune like puckering your scrotum produces to accomplish this amazing feat of strength and engineering. Write about your experience in your journal.
Okay guys, you have your assignment.
Okay guys, you have your assignment.
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College memories section: when you're high, balls are like organic lava lamps. And really, really funny.
Anyone around for the night shift?
I'm up.
Pervert.
Okay yeah, that dress is just wrong. It was poorly designed. If the ... what is that, a sling?... If the sling for her left breast was not underneath the ... erm ... band for her right, maybe she wouldn't have looked so Picasso, but really? No matter what you think of her acting, it takes some imagination to make the woman look bad. But they did it. And she let them.
I THINK the right breast band is supposd to be higher on the right than on the left, cutting down in a diagonal under the left breast, which is then covered by the sling. I think this would work well on a dress from whose boobs don't move. Gravity has made the righ breast slip down UNDEr the left, which is being held up by the sling.
It should have been better constructed. More of a diagonal, maybe, Sophia?--and maybe the part of the band that lies under her left breast should have been narrower to begin with? My word, you think she would have noticed at home, and just grabbed something else out of the closet. Like jeans.
I can't quite believe that a) I am decontructing Halle's dress and b) no one noticed or cared about the Picasso boobage BUT
I think the top needed to be better boned to stay up in the diagonal, but with the stronger bones it would have flattened the right breast and she would have been lopsided either way.\\It was sort of like the time I had to build a dress to these specifications
"I want it to be bnes and have the womans ample cleavage spilling out of the top but I don't want it to connect anywhere but at the waist, with one fastener. She needs to get into it in 30 seconds on stage and can be wearing no undergarments."
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