I'm wearing thermal pajamas. They're navy blue and have pictures of snowflakes and polar bears wearing scarves and stockings and evergreens. They're also at least a size too big for me. Ali is way more stylish than me.

Those sound awesome, Hil.

But fine. I'll be the most stylish if you all insist. My socks do match my dangly earrings...

But you have that stylish baby bump, and I don't. So I have to content myself with dangly earrings.

Nah. Burrell gets the stylish round bump, but I just get the thicker midsection lumpy look, and in my bathrobe, I just look kind of fat.

FUN SCROTAL SCIENCE PROJECT:
On a hot day, disrobe and slip your body (groin and all) into a cold shower. Notice how your testicles tell your scrotum to contract and thus, bring them closer to the warmth of your body's bulk. Examine the prune like puckering your scrotum produces to accomplish this amazing feat of strength and engineering. Write about your experience in your journal.

Okay guys, you have your assignment.

Okay guys, you have your assignment.

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College memories section: when you're high, balls are like organic lava lamps. And really, really funny.

Anyone around for the night shift?

I'm up.

Pervert.

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Okay yeah, that dress is just wrong. It was poorly designed. If the ... what is that, a sling?... If the sling for her left breast was not underneath the ... erm ... band for her right, maybe she wouldn't have looked so Picasso, but really? No matter what you think of her acting, it takes some imagination to make the woman look bad. But they did it. And she let them.

I THINK the right breast band is supposd to be higher on the right than on the left, cutting down in a diagonal under the left breast, which is then covered by the sling. I think this would work well on a dress from whose boobs don't move. Gravity has made the righ breast slip down UNDEr the left, which is being held up by the sling.