Well, that's a million parts of it. Okay, I also think he's tremendously pretty, but DAMN. He's incandescent musically. I don't think singing is as sexy as some folks do, but so much of his songs are sex, and so well done, that even though he's five foot and hope, wears more makeup than I do, and presses his hair -- oh, in a hot second.
See, and I'll just listen to the music and let you have him all to yourself. I'm so not attracted. I don't even feel the urge to share his flat iron.
I'm wearing a 15 year old red bathrobe that's got holes from the wear and tear I've put it through and no makeup. You are more stylish than me.
But you have that stylish baby bump, and I don't. So I have to content myself with dangly earrings.
Hilary Swank is scary-looking. She gives me the creeps. It's all those teeth, I think.
It's rather surprising they resisted turning her into a vampire when she was in
Buffy.
I do like her dress, though. It's great.
braaaaiiinnsss
Oh, lordie, I'm so looped.
8:30 am staff meeting. Including at least 3 people who were at the party. I'm so doomed.
I'm wearing thermal pajamas. They're navy blue and have pictures of snowflakes and polar bears wearing scarves and stockings and evergreens. They're also at least a size too big for me. Ali is way more stylish than me.
Those sound awesome, Hil.
But fine. I'll be the most stylish if you all insist. My socks
do
match my dangly earrings...
But you have that stylish baby bump, and I don't. So I have to content myself with dangly earrings.
Nah. Burrell gets the stylish round bump, but I just get the thicker midsection lumpy look, and in my bathrobe, I just look kind of fat.
FUN SCROTAL SCIENCE PROJECT:
On a hot day, disrobe and slip your body (groin and all) into a cold shower. Notice how your testicles tell your scrotum to contract and thus, bring them closer to the warmth of your body's bulk. Examine the prune like puckering your scrotum produces to accomplish this amazing feat of strength and engineering. Write about your experience in your journal.
Okay guys, you have your assignment.
Okay guys, you have your assignment.
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College memories section: when you're high, balls are like organic lava lamps. And really, really funny.
Anyone around for the night shift?
