Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Jan 16, 2005 7:48:45 pm PST #7005 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Is this the boobie thing that distressed Jesse?

Ew.


Alibelle - Jan 16, 2005 7:52:31 pm PST #7006 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

Unsurprisingly, I'm with Plei on the lipstick.

Katie Holmes's dress looks like the one J. Lo is wearing on the cover of Vogue. (I think it's Vogue.)


DavidS - Jan 16, 2005 7:53:35 pm PST #7007 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Ehhhhhhh. 101.5. Not better yet. On the other hand, boobies are good.

Also? Scrotal Safety Commission (work safe etc.) The logo itself is a work of art.


Sue - Jan 16, 2005 7:54:34 pm PST #7008 of 10002
hip deep in pie

Aw David, feel better. Are you going to have to drag yourself into work with your boss gone?


Polter-Cow - Jan 16, 2005 7:55:35 pm PST #7009 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Testicles remind us of our fragile humanity. Bungee jumping and sky-diving also remind us of this. But testicles are free.


Kat - Jan 16, 2005 7:56:49 pm PST #7010 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Yes. Angie Harmon, no.

The issue is that she either needs a full cup to cover her boobs, or a small demi that has some push up capabililty.

As it is, it makes her look like no chest at all.


Alibelle - Jan 16, 2005 7:57:22 pm PST #7011 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan

I didn't get any free testicles.

And I am very okay with that.


Kat - Jan 16, 2005 7:57:54 pm PST #7012 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Hey Gina Torres just flashed by. Prince, lookin' cute.


DavidS - Jan 16, 2005 7:58:18 pm PST #7013 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Are you going to have to drag yourself into work with your boss gone?

Tomorrow's a holiday. But I will probably dope up on Dayquil and go in to at least write up a status email on All The Shit I Had To Do While She Was Gone.

Since she left me with nine (9!) lateral candidates in various stages of arrangement, and no notes whatsoever, I want to make sure our big boss is cognizant of my contributions while I got further and further behind on my year end goals.


Kat - Jan 16, 2005 8:01:14 pm PST #7014 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Tim Robbins towers over Natalie Portman!

ETA link taken out cause broken.