I'm saying Dolly is waaaaay past her ovaries' exparation date.
Chilly and bored, you know I'm chilly and bored... (to the tune of "Fuzzy and Blue")
I already know what I'm gonna call her. Got a name all picked out...
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Betsy HP - Jan 14, 2005 10:05:40 am PST #6046 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
shrift - Jan 14, 2005 10:05:57 am PST #6047 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You're getting married? Or just looking for bargains?
The maid of honor has the honor of helping the bride-to-be shop. As far as I know, there haven't been any applications filled out for the position of Mr. shrift.
And while it might be flattering that all of my coworkers, clients, and industry contacts think I know everything, I actually do not, and I wish they would stop incessantly e-mailing me questions that have nothing to do with my function at this company.
Calli - Jan 14, 2005 10:07:55 am PST #6048 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
If you're a lefty and like the climate, you'll adore Corvallis. Exquisite little college town with all the amenities: independent comics shops, used bookstore, farmer's market.
If there's not much 95F+ weather in August it sounds like my own, personal heaven. It also sounds like a place that would be well-stocked with folks holding English degrees and with web publishing experience, but it still wouldn't hurt to check.
Now they've cancelled the donations. Because God knows you can't just feed the poor children for the sake of feeding them.
Apparently I missed the part of the Bible where Jesus said, "When you fed the starving, and made sure they listend to the Nicene Creed before allowing them their bowl of rice, you fed me."
Gudanov - Jan 14, 2005 10:09:07 am PST #6049 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
First picture of Titan, showing what appears to be channels of some sort of liquid flowing into a sea, ocean, something.
Rick - Jan 14, 2005 10:09:41 am PST #6050 of 10002
As far as I know, there haven't been any applications filled out for the position of Mr. shrift.
Are these applications available at shriftweb?
DavidS - Jan 14, 2005 10:10:15 am PST #6051 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Dolly could do something like "Starfish and Coffee."
oh, do you have real databases or excel spreadsheets fauxing their way along as databases?
Real databases. But I also take Excel sheets and turn them into Access all the time.
Stay on the other side of my skull, dammit!
::rolls over and yanks covers off JZ's amygdala::
tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 10:10:28 am PST #6052 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
There is a small (I think) subset of the Christian Right that think the solution to terrorism is to convert Muslims to Christianity....
Gudanov - Jan 14, 2005 10:11:34 am PST #6053 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
Real databases. But I also take Excel sheets and turn them into Access all the time.
I write software that takes database queries and turns them into Excel sheets.
amych - Jan 14, 2005 10:12:05 am PST #6054 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Are these applications available at shriftweb?
bachelorette.shriftweb.org
There is a small (I think) subset
Not so small, I suspect.
msbelle - Jan 14, 2005 10:12:18 am PST #6055 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
my excel sheets are growing exponentially. I should have quit this job when they wouldn't buy me a database.