Ah, the pitter patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots. Shut up!

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Jan 14, 2005 10:09:07 am PST #6049 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

First picture of Titan, showing what appears to be channels of some sort of liquid flowing into a sea, ocean, something.


Rick - Jan 14, 2005 10:09:41 am PST #6050 of 10002

As far as I know, there haven't been any applications filled out for the position of Mr. shrift.

Are these applications available at shriftweb?


DavidS - Jan 14, 2005 10:10:15 am PST #6051 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Dolly could do something like "Starfish and Coffee."

oh, do you have real databases or excel spreadsheets fauxing their way along as databases?

Real databases. But I also take Excel sheets and turn them into Access all the time.

Stay on the other side of my skull, dammit!

::rolls over and yanks covers off JZ's amygdala::


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 10:10:28 am PST #6052 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There is a small (I think) subset of the Christian Right that think the solution to terrorism is to convert Muslims to Christianity....


Gudanov - Jan 14, 2005 10:11:34 am PST #6053 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Real databases. But I also take Excel sheets and turn them into Access all the time.

I write software that takes database queries and turns them into Excel sheets.


amych - Jan 14, 2005 10:12:05 am PST #6054 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Are these applications available at shriftweb?

bachelorette.shriftweb.org

There is a small (I think) subset

Not so small, I suspect.


msbelle - Jan 14, 2005 10:12:18 am PST #6055 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

my excel sheets are growing exponentially. I should have quit this job when they wouldn't buy me a database.


tommyrot - Jan 14, 2005 10:12:29 am PST #6056 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I write software that converts everything into everything else.

OK, perhaps I exaggerate....


Allyson - Jan 14, 2005 10:13:30 am PST #6057 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Registration for the LOST party is officially one week from now.

I'm a bundle of nerves. Why?


Laura - Jan 14, 2005 10:13:42 am PST #6058 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.

I chatted with my Rastafarian SIL earlier today about the Marley burial fuss. She explained to me that it would be very odd to consider moving the body for religious reasons because the body matters not at all after death. She doubts that it was ever going to happen. Not that she is in the know, but spiritually it didn't make any sense to her.

shrift, can you figure out why this stupid ink jet printer is invisible to my workstation? Also, my little flowering plant on my desk is looking sad. Do you think it needs more light, water?