It's kind of funny. It'd be better if judges wore wigs like in England.
At my 30th birthday, I made a speech in which I detailed what I'd learned from my family. I'd learned from my father that you can go to work every day in a wig and a dress and still command respect.
teabags a hooker
Now I have the Lipton's tea song in my head. "Jiggle in a cup, or dangle in a pot, lipton's teabags have got the lot..."
Teabagging: Basically sucking the scrotal sac during oral sex. Like, the whole sehbang in your mouth at once.
See, I would figure it should be dipping the scrotum in boiling water. I wonder how many people out there have been surprised by a difference of interpretation?
Plei, that makes me feel all warm and gooshy.
In the context of this discussion, that phrase goes in so many wrong directions that Dr Seuss is standing behind me intoning "Oh, the places you'll go!"
Timelies! This is the first time on this trip that I've had insomnia. Strangely I feel pretty good... just
awake.
Considering that I took a good-sized Nature walk yesterday and all....
Going to Kartchner Caverns today!
We also caught a tiger by it's tail, and made him pay $50. (I'd never heard the other version.) It seems to be my nephew's favorite car game. And he's turned it into a drinking game. Whoever is chosen has to take a drink of water. I'm not sure where he got the "you have to drink" thing.
How did the whole poem go, with the making him pay, bit? Where's the rhyme? We always said
tiger.
I don't know how old I was when I heard the racist version, but I didn't believe the person who told me that that's how it used to go, until
tiger
was made as a substitute. I figured some sicko had taken the
tiger
version, and made it racist. I think I came home to my mother, ranting about it, and she set me straight.
billytea, I am never going to forgive you for that Dr. Seuss bit. Tsk. I had forgotten all about the tea thing, over night. Now it will never go away, and you've tainted Dr. Seuss for me, too.
Theo, have a great time.
VM,
yeah, the listening in was skeeving me, too, even if it didn't surprise me that much, and I was just "huh?" with the karaoke.
It was really, Really, a lousy episode. I tried to switch over to House, but it wasn't there.
billytea, I am never going to forgive you for that Dr. Seuss bit. Tsk. I had forgotten all about the tea thing, over night. Now it will never go away, and you've tainted Dr. Seuss for me, too.
I have accomplished what Mike Myers could not! Huzzah!
Well, I knew better than to watch too much Mike Meyers. One Austin Powers was, indeed, more than enough.
Well, I knew better than to watch too much Mike Meyers.
It's always the ones you don't expect. I assume you didn't expect me to taint Dr Seuss?
I did not expect you to short-sheet my bed,
I did not expect you to do it, I said.
I did not expect you to daub me with paint,
I did not expect you to give me the taint.
I do not like it, billytea
It's bad! It's bad, as you can see!
I do not like it here, or there.
I do not like taint, anywhere!
I wish this argument would cease,
I wish you two would make some peace,
Please stop these silly little scuffles,
For I do not like Suess-ish kerfuffles.
