So nobody wants to put me out of my misery?
Nope. However, I am willing to put shit bags flambe on the desks of your tormentors.
That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.
Buffy ,'Potential'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jan 10, 2005 8:44:30 am PST #4444 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
beth b - Jan 10, 2005 8:49:40 am PST #4445 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I tivoed the wrong channel. I grew up with cbs being on channel 2 -- but pout here that is fox. uuuuurgh
Consuela - Jan 10, 2005 8:51:22 am PST #4446 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I send virtual camels to spit on the faces of those harrassing Shrift.
shrift - Jan 10, 2005 8:56:44 am PST #4447 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Otherwise I'd love to kill you.
Aww. You say the nicest things.
No dice, shrift.
Bugger. I suppose you don't have to kill me. You could just knock me out a little?
But is there someone else I can hurt for you?
I'm actually a bit too incoherent with GRRARARARARGGHGHH!!! to make a list of who ought to be first against the wall, but I could get back to you on that.
However, I am willing to put shit bags flambe on the desks of your tormentors.
You know, I found more silver hair last night. I blame you. You are to blame.
msbelle - Jan 10, 2005 8:59:10 am PST #4448 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I suppose you don't have to kill me. You could just knock me out a little?
I was daydreaming about witnessing a crime or finding a body or something equally horrific, but not actually physically damaging, the other day as a way to miss a day or two of work. tis sad.
Lilty Cash - Jan 10, 2005 8:59:24 am PST #4449 of 10002
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
I'm actually a bit too incoherent with GRRARARARARGGHGHH!!! to make a list of who ought to be first against the wall, but I could get back to you on that.
Slappybeats shrift's foes about the head and face. This is just for the humiliation factor, mind, paving the way for ita to do the real damage.
Jars - Jan 10, 2005 9:03:05 am PST #4450 of 10002
For everyone getting stressed over work - I could not reccomend pulling a sickie more.
Today I - slept in until 9 - finally took down the Christmas decorations - sorted out a bunch of bank stuff that's been irritating me for months - read for about four hours without interruption - drank eleven cups of tea.
It was so very worth the wages that I've lost. Plus it means I've a four-day week.
The weird thing is, I actually like my job. Sometimes you just need a break, I guess. Especially when you work outside and there are seventy mph winds blowing.
shrift - Jan 10, 2005 9:21:59 am PST #4451 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I knew there was going to be a mess waiting for me.
See, Jars, I was out sick two days last week, and this is the source of my current predicament.
I knew there was going to be a mess waiting for me. I just didn't realize my new owl post address was going to be
shrift
Milton's Cupboard
The Pit of Despair
Sublevel 9
13 North F
Tartarus
Jars - Jan 10, 2005 9:27:46 am PST #4452 of 10002
Oh dear shrift. If it makes you feel any better, my complete dispensibility in work corresponds to my ridiculously low wages. Also, working conditions that Victorian child labourers would protest at.
I recommend tea. Lots of tea.
beathen - Jan 10, 2005 9:43:28 am PST #4453 of 10002
Sure I went over to the Dark Side, but just to pick up a few things.
drank eleven cups of tea
I recommend tea. Lots of tea.
Don't forget to include many trips to the bathroom.