I knew there was going to be a mess waiting for me.
See, Jars, I was out sick two days last week, and this is the source of my current predicament.
I knew there was going to be a mess waiting for me. I just didn't realize my new owl post address was going to be
shrift
Milton's Cupboard
The Pit of Despair
Sublevel 9
13 North F
Tartarus
Oh dear shrift. If it makes you feel any better, my complete dispensibility in work corresponds to my ridiculously low wages. Also, working conditions that Victorian child labourers would protest at.
I recommend tea. Lots of tea.
drank eleven cups of tea
I recommend tea. Lots of tea.
Don't forget to include many trips to the bathroom.
shrift
Milton's Cupboard
The Pit of Despair
Sublevel 9
13 North F
Tartarus
Damn. That's not even a corner cupboard.
Dear GOD I hate doing performance appraisal shit. Especially, the longterm career goals part. A very large part of me has the attitude of
and you need to know why? My business.
Ah the joys of just a job.
Miniature Panda Cattle
Cute! Go wacky breeders.
Megan, give me an update of all your health issues from the neck up, please.
Damn. That's not even a corner cupboard.
Not to mention that the closest coffee maker is in the Malebolge, and hiking up there is a
trek,
I tell you.
I sent Milton.
But that's his stapler, right?
I'm not wearing flair today.
I sent Milton.
You know you've just given him material for another 12 cantos' worth of pissing and moaning, yes?