I'm actually a bit too incoherent with GRRARARARARGGHGHH!!! to make a list of who ought to be first against the wall, but I could get back to you on that.
Slappybeats shrift's foes about the head and face. This is just for the humiliation factor, mind, paving the way for ita to do the real damage.
For everyone getting stressed over work - I could not reccomend pulling a sickie more.
Today I - slept in until 9
- finally took down the Christmas decorations
- sorted out a bunch of bank stuff that's been irritating me for
months
- read for about four hours
without interruption
- drank eleven cups of tea.
It was so very worth the wages that I've lost. Plus it means I've a four-day week.
The weird thing is, I actually
like
my job. Sometimes you just need a break, I guess. Especially when you work outside and there are seventy mph winds blowing.
I knew there was going to be a mess waiting for me.
See, Jars, I was out sick two days last week, and this is the source of my current predicament.
I knew there was going to be a mess waiting for me. I just didn't realize my new owl post address was going to be
shrift
Milton's Cupboard
The Pit of Despair
Sublevel 9
13 North F
Tartarus
Oh dear shrift. If it makes you feel any better, my complete dispensibility in work corresponds to my ridiculously low wages. Also, working conditions that Victorian child labourers would protest at.
I recommend tea. Lots of tea.
drank eleven cups of tea
I recommend tea. Lots of tea.
Don't forget to include many trips to the bathroom.
shrift
Milton's Cupboard
The Pit of Despair
Sublevel 9
13 North F
Tartarus
Damn. That's not even a corner cupboard.
Dear GOD I hate doing performance appraisal shit. Especially, the longterm career goals part. A very large part of me has the attitude of
and you need to know why? My business.
Ah the joys of just a job.
Miniature Panda Cattle
Cute! Go wacky breeders.
Megan, give me an update of all your health issues from the neck up, please.
Damn. That's not even a corner cupboard.
Not to mention that the closest coffee maker is in the Malebolge, and hiking up there is a
trek,
I tell you.
I sent Milton.