How's the healing coming on the outside, juliana. Are you recognizing the woman in the mirror?
"Not her face! Not her beautiful face!"
Is the Lasorda thing the Kingman rant? Because that was great (although I only have the bleeped version).
I think that's it. Maybe I need to do a special baseball mix and I could throw some of these things on it for you and Nutty and Ple.
David got my actual age,
You're older than JZ.
I wouldn't mind staying 22.
Tell me how that works out, okay? I wouldn't mind 22 either.
Okay. On this twenty-second day of December, I hearby proclaim that I will remain twenty-two, for the many years to come.
(Adult Diapers, Metamucil, Broken Hips, Nursing Homes, and Ensure-- I'm looking at you.)
So mote it be.
One of the secretaries in my group called in sick. Her five year old niece was killed in a driveby shooting last night. She was safe in her house, the bullet came through the window, and she was dead. May you find peace and an endless stack of presents under a pink xmas tree with sparkly ornaments, wee girl.
They arrested a 25 year old asshole.
Merry fucking christmas you waste of flesh. I hope there is a hell in which you can burn.
You're older than JZ.
Oh, yeah, well, you're older than Scott. Maybe.
(He's 40. You may not be. I actually have no clue as to your age.)
Oh, god. That's just too horrible.
Peace to your coworker, Allyson, although it can't come easily or soon.
Oh, Allyson. There are no words. That's just horrific.
That's horrible Allyson. (and an understatement.)
That poor family.
Oh man. That is so incredibly horrific. Her poor family. Poor little girl. God.
When something like this happens, I am always shocked by my own taste for vigilante-style justice. I want the law to tie the shooter to a chair and let that child's family have their way with him.
