Okay. On this twenty-second day of December, I hearby proclaim that I will remain twenty-two, for the many years to come.
(Adult Diapers, Metamucil, Broken Hips, Nursing Homes, and Ensure-- I'm looking at you.)
So mote it be.
Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 31 But Looks 29
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Alibelle - Dec 22, 2004 2:39:56 pm PST #43 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Allyson - Dec 22, 2004 2:41:26 pm PST #44 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
One of the secretaries in my group called in sick. Her five year old niece was killed in a driveby shooting last night. She was safe in her house, the bullet came through the window, and she was dead. May you find peace and an endless stack of presents under a pink xmas tree with sparkly ornaments, wee girl.
They arrested a 25 year old asshole.
Merry fucking christmas you waste of flesh. I hope there is a hell in which you can burn.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 22, 2004 2:41:55 pm PST #45 of 10002
What is even happening?
You're older than JZ.
Oh, yeah, well, you're older than Scott. Maybe.
(He's 40. You may not be. I actually have no clue as to your age.)
Topic!Cindy - Dec 22, 2004 2:42:47 pm PST #46 of 10002
What is even happening?
One of the secretaries in my group called in sick. Her five year old niece was killed in a driveby shooting last night. She was safe in her house, the bullet came through the window, and she was dead. May you find peace and an endless stack of presents under a pink xmas tree with sparkly ornaments, wee girl.
Oh, God. Oh, no.
Consuela - Dec 22, 2004 2:43:54 pm PST #47 of 10002
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, god. That's just too horrible.
Peace to your coworker, Allyson, although it can't come easily or soon.
ChiKat - Dec 22, 2004 2:44:12 pm PST #48 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Oh, Allyson. There are no words. That's just horrific.
Astarte - Dec 22, 2004 2:45:07 pm PST #49 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.
That's horrible Allyson. (and an understatement.)
That poor family.
Alibelle - Dec 22, 2004 2:46:59 pm PST #50 of 10002
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Oh man. That is so incredibly horrific. Her poor family. Poor little girl. God.
Topic!Cindy - Dec 22, 2004 2:48:09 pm PST #51 of 10002
What is even happening?
When something like this happens, I am always shocked by my own taste for vigilante-style justice. I want the law to tie the shooter to a chair and let that child's family have their way with him.
DavidS - Dec 22, 2004 2:50:16 pm PST #52 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Oy. Random horrible child death for Christmas. Condolences utterly inadequate.
He's 40. You may not be. I actually have no clue as to your age.
Like Alibelle, I am 22.
or possibly I will be twice that come June