She didn't even touch her pumpkin. It's a freak with no face.

Willow ,'Help'


Natter 31 But Looks 29  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kalshane - Dec 23, 2004 6:28:36 am PST #212 of 10002
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

For me snow is what makes it winter. The bitter cold between snowfalls is just an unfortunate side effect.


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 6:30:31 am PST #213 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

See, Chicago is weird to me, as most of the time when it snows the snow melts in a week.


§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 6:37:13 am PST #214 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

most of the time when it snows the snow melts in a week

I'd thought it was more like Metro Detroit, which does hang onto its once-white stuff for quite the while.

Don't wanna be here.

I made up my bed for my parents, which meant I had to go out and buy a sheet set, since I didn't have any queen-sized flat sheets. And now I know why -- they get so crinkly! I'm not ironing that thing.

I understand now I will never be the homemaker that my mother is. Which is fair, since she can't kick people in the head.


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 6:39:32 am PST #215 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd thought it was more like Metro Detroit, which does hang onto its once-white stuff for quite the while.

Sometimes that happens too. But I'd say more often than not we get several big snowfalls that melt in between.


Astarte - Dec 23, 2004 6:40:56 am PST #216 of 10002
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

25 frikken degrees in Austin. Brrrrrrrrr. At least the wind has quieted down.

Not looking forward to going out later, which I must.

It's wierd to not turn off my dripping faucets from overnight. I no like below freezing days. That's why I live in the sunbelt.


§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 6:40:58 am PST #217 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But I'd say more often than not we get several big snowfalls that melt in between.

Complete melts, or the sort where the piles from clearing parking lots live forever?


Kat - Dec 23, 2004 6:41:01 am PST #218 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I understand now I will never be the homemaker that my mother is. Which is fair, since she can't kick people in the head.

homemaker or head kicker. Are those the only options? Cause if so, I'm screwed as I am neither.


§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 6:43:03 am PST #219 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

homemaker or head kicker. Are those the only options? Cause if so, I'm screwed as I am neither.

Head kicking is what I do better than my mother. I suspect you teach kids better than she does. There's usually something.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 23, 2004 6:44:10 am PST #220 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

AND, FTR, it's too damn cold this morning. 48F is just wrong.

It's like 10 here. I was all excited, thinking, "Finally, it feels like winter for once." Winters in Chicago usually feel too mild to me.

It was around 44F here in MA this morning which just felt so un-winter-like that it was wrong like a wrong thing. It's now up towards the 50s.

Oh well, give it a day (hour?) or two and it will be sub-zero again I'm sure.


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 6:46:07 am PST #221 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

25 frikken degrees in Austin. Brrrrrrrrr. At least the wind has quieted down.

Hey, at least you're gonna get The Real World.

Complete melts, or the sort where the piles from clearing parking lots live forever?

Sometimes one, sometimes the other. I know that's terribly vague, but there really is a lot of variance from year to year.