I keep checking to see if my giftee has rec'd anything but nothing! And 'twas mailed before Chrismas, too. Okay, 15 minutes before the post office closed for the holiday, but still, before.
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2004: Well, I Wasn't Expecting That.
Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2004? Don't think we've forgotten about you.
Java cat - Jan 05, 2005 2:49:21 pm PST #762 of 962
Not javachik
Nicole - Jan 05, 2005 3:11:43 pm PST #763 of 962
I'm getting the pig!
My Sekrit Santa gift arrived today and juliana is an awesome gifter!! The woman covered *all* the bases!
Treats for my tummy: Homemade goodies, chocolate mint candy and peppermint tea. (Tea is caff free, bless her heart! And she should never worry about sending homemade goodies that taste this amazing!)
Treats for my body: An beautiful silver atomizer with its very own teeny tiny funnel, a ring fit for a queen and chocolate orange lip butter. Mmmm!
Treats for my soul: Snarky fridge magnet that reads "she was disinclined to play by the rules" and two kick-ass coasters with "do i look like i give a rat's ass?" on one and "monica, dear, that was a precious little story. now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini." on the other. All three fit in perfectly with my other fridge magnets and coasters, which I'm not sure how she managed to do since she's never been to my house, but I love her for her mystical abilities!
And finally - (Aren't you all jealous?)
Treats for my (quirky) sense of humor: Four gag items to torture my co-workers with (fake flies, rubber worm, pucker gum drops, fake ketchup spill) and Lucky Monkey bandages. Monkey!
Thank you, juliana! Mwah! Mwah! MWAH!
Nora Deirdre - Jan 05, 2005 4:31:01 pm PST #764 of 962
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
"monica, dear, that was a precious little story. now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini."
My family has this on cocktail napkins. We pretend it's ironic.
quester - Jan 05, 2005 5:19:18 pm PST #765 of 962
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Everything that happened in 2004, the good and bad, was made better by sharing them with you all. Life goes better with Buffistas. Thanks!
juliana - Jan 05, 2005 6:23:40 pm PST #766 of 962
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
We pretend it's ironic.
I actually need to get them for our house. We know it's not ironic. :)
Yay!! I'm glad you enjoyed them, Nicole. The chocolate-orange lipgloss is lucky it made it out of our house alive.
Maria - Jan 05, 2005 6:38:23 pm PST #767 of 962
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
Announcement: My Seekrit Santa present was sent out Monday via USPS Priority Mail.
Analysis: I can procrastinate with the best of them.
I can't wait until the person receives it! I'm silly like that.
Bells - Jan 05, 2005 7:04:06 pm PST #768 of 962
2004 was the year I DIDN'T know about Buffistas. No more! As of yesterday evening, I now know of its marvellous existence and shall be Buffy-friendless no more!
(BTW, I am new here. A friend pointed me in this general direction and to him (BillyTea), I shall be eternally grateful.
Bells
Rio - Jan 05, 2005 7:05:07 pm PST #769 of 962
Are you ready to be strong?
HI BELLS! Any friend of billytea's is someone who deserves some hearty capslock action. WELCOME!!!!
Scrappy - Jan 05, 2005 7:05:31 pm PST #770 of 962
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Welcome, Bells!
Lilty Cash - Jan 05, 2005 7:07:02 pm PST #771 of 962
"You see? THAT's what they want. Love, and a bit with a dog."
Welcome Bells!