My Sekrit Santa gift arrived today and juliana is an awesome gifter!! The woman covered *all* the bases!
Treats for my tummy: Homemade goodies, chocolate mint candy and peppermint tea. (Tea is caff free, bless her heart! And she should never worry about sending homemade goodies that taste this amazing!)
Treats for my body: An beautiful silver atomizer with its very own teeny tiny funnel, a ring fit for a queen and chocolate orange lip butter. Mmmm!
Treats for my soul: Snarky fridge magnet that reads "she was disinclined to play by the rules" and two kick-ass coasters with "do i look like i give a rat's ass?" on one and "monica, dear, that was a precious little story. now, be a sweetheart and fix mommy another martini." on the other. All three fit in perfectly with my other fridge magnets and coasters, which I'm not sure how she managed to do since she's never been to my house, but I love her for her mystical abilities!
And finally - (Aren't you all jealous?)
Treats for my (quirky) sense of humor: Four gag items to torture my co-workers with (fake flies, rubber worm, pucker gum drops, fake ketchup spill) and Lucky Monkey bandages. Monkey!
Thank you, juliana! Mwah! Mwah! MWAH!