Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Goodbye and Good Riddance 2004: Well, I Wasn't Expecting That.  

Every year we watch the Charlie Brown special, do the Snoopy dance, wish everybody a Merry Christmukkah, and thank our Secret Santas in the good riddance thread. Which is this one, in case you were wondering. Oh, and 2004? Don't think we've forgotten about you.


Jessica - Dec 30, 2004 6:23:29 am PST #607 of 962
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

GIANT MICROBES!

I love those things. The common cold is just so damn cute.


Cashmere - Dec 30, 2004 6:28:44 am PST #608 of 962
Now tagless for your comfort.

Only in plushie form, Jessica. Not in the form that is snotting on my shoulder.

I really like the Black Death, though. He's adorable.


deborah grabien - Dec 30, 2004 6:58:39 am PST #609 of 962
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Awwwwwwwwww. Black Death wants cookies!


-t - Dec 30, 2004 7:00:07 am PST #610 of 962
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Black Death is adorable, but the Common Cold just looks so cuddly!


flea - Dec 30, 2004 7:02:31 am PST #611 of 962
information libertarian

We have a Common Cold. I can confirm it is cute.


juliana - Dec 30, 2004 7:03:59 am PST #612 of 962
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I think the Flesh-Eating one is way cute.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2004 7:04:13 am PST #613 of 962
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Does anyone sell good guy plushies? I'd really like a red blood cell.


Betsy HP - Dec 30, 2004 7:04:51 am PST #614 of 962
If I only had a brain...

Oh, the Flesh-Eating. So sweet. Especially with its little knifie and forkie.


Steph L. - Dec 30, 2004 7:07:11 am PST #615 of 962
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Archie McPhee has Parasite Pals.


erikaj - Dec 30, 2004 7:09:13 am PST #616 of 962
Always Anti-fascist!

That's funny. And weird. My dad the hypochondriac totally needs one, too.