Giles, if you would like to get by in American society, then you are going to have to follow our traditions. You're the patriarch. You have to host the festivities, or it's all meaningless.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


vw bug - May 11, 2006 6:52:41 am PDT #9763 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

It IS!

REALLY?! FOR ME?! Awwwwwww...

I wish. See, I backed off, 'cause both Kafie and I were flirting with him. It wasn't worth fighting with Kafie over. So, I let him go. *sniff*


Trudy Booth - May 11, 2006 6:54:13 am PDT #9764 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Kafie has been sent away.

To a farm. Where she can run free.


vw bug - May 11, 2006 6:55:52 am PDT #9765 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, so that's what happens to the math teachers? Maybe I won't tell that to Emily.


Trudy Booth - May 11, 2006 6:57:17 am PDT #9766 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Not ALL math teachers, just the ones who box block Our Bug.


§ ita § - May 11, 2006 7:03:12 am PDT #9767 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

just the ones who box block Our Bug

Don't you mean VAGINA BOJANGLE?


deborah grabien - May 11, 2006 7:12:01 am PDT #9768 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Wait a minute...Why isn't Raq going to the A's game?

Actually, she may be.


EpicTangent - May 11, 2006 7:13:31 am PDT #9769 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Don't you mean VAGINA BOJANGLE?

At Ren Faire last month, one of the tavern-wenchy type girls who was hanging out with our group kept complaining that so-and-so had cock-blocked her. I kept wanting to correct her to vagina-bojangled. Never did, 'cause I figured it would take waaay too long to explain (not to mention ruin my rep as the "token prude." Heh.)


Vortex - May 11, 2006 7:14:49 am PDT #9770 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

whoever is going to Costco, can you remember to pick up a couple of those big half and halfs and some sugar/sweetener?

oh, and Deb, can you print up some instructions for using the coffeemaker (proportions of coffee, etc.)


deborah grabien - May 11, 2006 7:16:16 am PDT #9771 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

can you remember to pick up a couple of those big half and halfs and some sugar/sweetener?

We'll get half and half - the hotel will provide sugar and sweetener on demand. No worries.

oh, and Deb, can you print up some instructions for using the coffeemaker (proportions of coffee, etc.)

You bet - I usually eyeball it, though.


Steph L. - May 11, 2006 7:38:27 am PDT #9772 of 10001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I usually eyeball it, though.

I read this as "eyeroll it," at first. All I could think was "Damn, she's good -- brewing coffee through the power of her facial expressions!"