It's my estimation that... every man ever got a statue made of him, was one kind of sumbitch or another.

Mal ,'Jaynestown'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


§ ita § - May 11, 2006 7:03:12 am PDT #9767 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

just the ones who box block Our Bug

Don't you mean VAGINA BOJANGLE?


deborah grabien - May 11, 2006 7:12:01 am PDT #9768 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Wait a minute...Why isn't Raq going to the A's game?

Actually, she may be.


EpicTangent - May 11, 2006 7:13:31 am PDT #9769 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Don't you mean VAGINA BOJANGLE?

At Ren Faire last month, one of the tavern-wenchy type girls who was hanging out with our group kept complaining that so-and-so had cock-blocked her. I kept wanting to correct her to vagina-bojangled. Never did, 'cause I figured it would take waaay too long to explain (not to mention ruin my rep as the "token prude." Heh.)


Vortex - May 11, 2006 7:14:49 am PDT #9770 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

whoever is going to Costco, can you remember to pick up a couple of those big half and halfs and some sugar/sweetener?

oh, and Deb, can you print up some instructions for using the coffeemaker (proportions of coffee, etc.)


deborah grabien - May 11, 2006 7:16:16 am PDT #9771 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

can you remember to pick up a couple of those big half and halfs and some sugar/sweetener?

We'll get half and half - the hotel will provide sugar and sweetener on demand. No worries.

oh, and Deb, can you print up some instructions for using the coffeemaker (proportions of coffee, etc.)

You bet - I usually eyeball it, though.


Steph L. - May 11, 2006 7:38:27 am PDT #9772 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I usually eyeball it, though.

I read this as "eyeroll it," at first. All I could think was "Damn, she's good -- brewing coffee through the power of her facial expressions!"


deborah grabien - May 11, 2006 7:43:58 am PDT #9773 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

"Damn, she's good -- brewing coffee through the power of her facial expressions!"

Yeah, it's a sort of combination "single eyebrow twist triple growl dismount using stern tone" maneuvre.

Or, as Eddie Izzard says, not really a maneuvre. More of a gesture.


Steph L. - May 11, 2006 7:46:19 am PDT #9774 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

Yeah, it's a sort of combination "single eyebrow twist triple growl dismount using stern tone" maneuvre.

t over in the corner, the coffee is frantically brewing, driven by both fear and awe....

Or, as Eddie Izzard says, not really a maneuvre. More of a gesture.

"Oh, he's dead!"


deborah grabien - May 11, 2006 7:49:55 am PDT #9775 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

"Oh, he's dead!"

"Don't be so bloody Prussian!"


Steph L. - May 11, 2006 7:56:52 am PDT #9776 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

(In truth, the Heimlich bit never works for me, because Dr. Heimlich is from Cincinnati, and his son is a city councilman, and I always think "He's not Prussian; he eats his chili over spaghetti!" But I imagine not too many people know where Dr. Heimlich hails from.)