Oh, so that's what happens to the math teachers? Maybe I won't tell that to Emily.
Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
vw bug - May 11, 2006 6:55:52 am PDT #9765 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Trudy Booth - May 11, 2006 6:57:17 am PDT #9766 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Not ALL math teachers, just the ones who box block Our Bug.
§ ita § - May 11, 2006 7:03:12 am PDT #9767 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
just the ones who box block Our Bug
Don't you mean VAGINA BOJANGLE?
deborah grabien - May 11, 2006 7:12:01 am PDT #9768 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
Wait a minute...Why isn't Raq going to the A's game?
Actually, she may be.
EpicTangent - May 11, 2006 7:13:31 am PDT #9769 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Don't you mean VAGINA BOJANGLE?
At Ren Faire last month, one of the tavern-wenchy type girls who was hanging out with our group kept complaining that so-and-so had cock-blocked her. I kept wanting to correct her to vagina-bojangled. Never did, 'cause I figured it would take waaay too long to explain (not to mention ruin my rep as the "token prude." Heh.)
Vortex - May 11, 2006 7:14:49 am PDT #9770 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
whoever is going to Costco, can you remember to pick up a couple of those big half and halfs and some sugar/sweetener?
oh, and Deb, can you print up some instructions for using the coffeemaker (proportions of coffee, etc.)
deborah grabien - May 11, 2006 7:16:16 am PDT #9771 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
can you remember to pick up a couple of those big half and halfs and some sugar/sweetener?
We'll get half and half - the hotel will provide sugar and sweetener on demand. No worries.
oh, and Deb, can you print up some instructions for using the coffeemaker (proportions of coffee, etc.)
You bet - I usually eyeball it, though.
Steph L. - May 11, 2006 7:38:27 am PDT #9772 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
I usually eyeball it, though.
I read this as "eyeroll it," at first. All I could think was "Damn, she's good -- brewing coffee through the power of her facial expressions!"
deborah grabien - May 11, 2006 7:43:58 am PDT #9773 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
"Damn, she's good -- brewing coffee through the power of her facial expressions!"
Yeah, it's a sort of combination "single eyebrow twist triple growl dismount using stern tone" maneuvre.
Or, as Eddie Izzard says, not really a maneuvre. More of a gesture.
Steph L. - May 11, 2006 7:46:19 am PDT #9774 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Yeah, it's a sort of combination "single eyebrow twist triple growl dismount using stern tone" maneuvre.
t over in the corner, the coffee is frantically brewing, driven by both fear and awe....
Or, as Eddie Izzard says, not really a maneuvre. More of a gesture.
"Oh, he's dead!"