We're taking a moment ... and we're done.

Oz ,'Chosen'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 11:09:09 am PDT #8912 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

What be PWP? (I don't know RLF, either.) I'm actually someone who Googles or Wikis definitions, but I'm assuming there aren't many fannish glossaries out there.


Fay - Apr 27, 2006 11:09:45 am PDT #8913 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Hello. My name is the Dread Pirate Clovis. You taunt my Jilli. Prepare to die.

...I should make it very clear that on HMS Jeeves, taunting Jilli is the kind of stuff that leads to keelhauling. Not just loss of rations or having to clean out the parrot's cage, but serious keelhauling, and being fed to crocodiles that tick. I mean, I realise that it was inadvertent and that it's not happening any more, but I still find myself wanting to commit violence. Apparently Jilli makes me want to drop my cloak on a puddle, slay dragons, and generally do swashbuckling deeds.

Do not mess with the Jilli. Even in jest. IJS. On the good ship Jeeves we're armed with things both sharp and shiny, and we have fabulous clothes. (And no scurvy, because we like lime in our G&T.) And the first rule of Jeeves Club is: Don't taunt the Jilli. The second rule of Jeeves Club is: Don't taunt the Jilli.

(The third rule of Jeeves Club is: Try not to call Pete adorable to his face. But we keep very quiet about this one.)

t / DreadPirateClovis

eta

PWP = Porn Without Plot

RPF = Real Person Fic

eta II (just when you thought it was safe to go back in the thread) Because apparently I have no consistency to the spelling of Jilli's name. Huh. Out of character. Perhaps the Dread Pirate Clovis is dislex...dyslex...dis...a poor speller.


juliana - Apr 27, 2006 11:09:46 am PDT #8914 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

absinthe

Hmmm. I'm almost out of my Verte de Fougerolles. If I ordered today, it would definitely arrive in time for the F2F....


Amy - Apr 27, 2006 11:10:18 am PDT #8915 of 10001
Because books.

PWP = porn without plot

RLF = real life fic (fic about actual people)

Sure to be an xpost...


Spidra Webster - Apr 27, 2006 11:10:59 am PDT #8916 of 10001
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

Thanks for the reassurance about the F2F. I'm pretty notoriously insecure. Sometimes I'm very gregarious and other times I'm gunshy. I've been told that something about me reads as haughty and intimidating when I'm feeling shy so I'm trying to overcome that.


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 27, 2006 11:11:14 am PDT #8917 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

Hello. My name is the Dread Pirate Clovis. You taunt my Jilli. Prepare to die.

I *heart* Fay. IJS

eta:

(The third rule of Peeves Club is: Try not to call Pete adorable to his face. But we keep very quiet about this one.)

Hey! Oh, and P.S., it was HMS Jeeves, not Peeves. You need an editor, woman!


Aims - Apr 27, 2006 11:11:24 am PDT #8918 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

t swabs decks quickly. Also brushes parrot and gives Dread Pirate Clovis sugary minions and a Tesla Coil for the bzzt! bzzt! sounds


Toddson - Apr 27, 2006 11:12:39 am PDT #8919 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

May I also say that NO ONE puts Buffistas in the corner ... unless they're in the corner for snuggling or snogging purposes. At the DC F2F I remember Maria coming into the hospitality room a little tentatively, there were happy cries of "Maria!" ... and the rest is history.


Fay - Apr 27, 2006 11:16:31 am PDT #8920 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Heh. I have concluded that the Dread Pirate Clovis is a MUCH worse speller than me. Also less bright.


Atropa - Apr 27, 2006 11:17:21 am PDT #8921 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So keeping Fay forever and ever and ever!

Perhaps the Dread Pirate Clovis is dislex...dyslex...dis...a poor speller.

I've been informed that it is hard to spell properly when one is typing with fuzzy paws.