Hello. My name is the Dread Pirate Clovis. You taunt my Jilli. Prepare to die.
...I should make it very clear that on HMS Jeeves, taunting Jilli is the kind of stuff that leads to keelhauling. Not just loss of rations or having to clean out the parrot's cage, but serious keelhauling, and being fed to crocodiles that tick. I mean, I realise that it was inadvertent and that it's not happening any more, but I still find myself wanting to commit violence. Apparently Jilli makes me want to drop my cloak on a puddle, slay dragons, and generally do swashbuckling deeds.
Do not mess with the Jilli. Even in jest. IJS. On the good ship Jeeves we're armed with things both sharp and shiny, and we have fabulous clothes. (And no scurvy, because we like lime in our G&T.) And the first rule of Jeeves Club is: Don't taunt the Jilli. The second rule of Jeeves Club is: Don't taunt the Jilli.
(The third rule of Jeeves Club is: Try not to call Pete adorable to his face. But we keep very quiet about this one.)
t / DreadPirateClovis
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PWP = Porn Without Plot
RPF = Real Person Fic
eta II (just when you thought it was safe to go back in the thread)
Because apparently I have no consistency to the spelling of Jilli's name. Huh. Out of character. Perhaps the Dread Pirate Clovis is dislex...dyslex...dis...a poor speller.
absinthe
Hmmm. I'm almost out of my Verte de Fougerolles. If I ordered today, it would definitely arrive in time for the F2F....
PWP = porn without plot
RLF = real life fic (fic about actual people)
Sure to be an xpost...
Thanks for the reassurance about the F2F. I'm pretty notoriously insecure. Sometimes I'm very gregarious and other times I'm gunshy. I've been told that something about me reads as haughty and intimidating when I'm feeling shy so I'm trying to overcome that.
Hello. My name is the Dread Pirate Clovis. You taunt my Jilli. Prepare to die.
I *heart* Fay. IJS
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(The third rule of Peeves Club is: Try not to call Pete adorable to his face. But we keep very quiet about this one.)
Hey! Oh, and P.S., it was HMS Jeeves, not Peeves. You need an editor, woman!
t swabs decks quickly. Also brushes parrot and gives Dread Pirate Clovis sugary minions and a Tesla Coil for the bzzt! bzzt! sounds
May I also say that NO ONE puts Buffistas in the corner ... unless they're in the corner for snuggling or snogging purposes. At the DC F2F I remember Maria coming into the hospitality room a little tentatively, there were happy cries of "Maria!" ... and the rest is history.
Heh. I have concluded that the Dread Pirate Clovis is a MUCH worse speller than me. Also less bright.
So keeping Fay forever and ever and ever!
Perhaps the Dread Pirate Clovis is dislex...dyslex...dis...a poor speller.
I've been informed that it is hard to spell properly when one is typing with fuzzy paws.
I've been informed that it is hard to spell properly when one is typing with fuzzy paws.
What good is mind control if you can't even type with it?