So now I hug, but I hug badly. You could lose an eye.
I'm willing to take the risk.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
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So now I hug, but I hug badly. You could lose an eye.
I'm willing to take the risk.
Ya know, we really need to number the hugs/no hugs conversation.
I herby dub it the Annual F2F Hug Conversation. AKA Buffista Topic #4578.
I am a very tactile person and will hug anyone who likes being hugged. I will probably make the mistake of hugging a non-hugger or two; I apologize in advance. I get so excited to see people I like/love/am attracted to (hee!), that I show that excitement by hugging. It's totally a me thing, I'm just putting the disclaimer out there that I'm not trying to make anyone uncomfortable or ignoring their wishes, I'm just a very silly girl.
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We need to consider room signs. At various overlapping dates from Wednesday on our room will house Me!, Brenda, Raq, Nicole, and Sail. We might need a sign: Bootyful Bodacious Buffista Babes, Hugs Welcome.
Nametags! Whoever is doing nametags should add a H with a slash throught it for the non huggers, prominently displayed in the upper right hand corner. If you're not wearing your nametag, it's your own damn fault if I hug you.
I don't think we're doing nametags this year.
Why not a simple physical code?
Rule A: If you wish to be hugged, hold out both arms.
Rule B: If you wish to have your interlocutor nibble candy (or haggis) off your neck, hold out one arm (to signal welcome) and with the other point at your throat; neck, in this instance, should be in the slightly stretched position.
Rule C: If you wish to be groped - ok, I'll leave that one up to you guys. Because the only thing that comes to mind is lifting one's skirt above one's head, and that's not fair to any would-be gropee who isn't wearing a dress or a kilt.
Rule D: If you are entirely physically off limits, wear a dead hedgehog in place of a candy necklace.
Speaking of which, do we need candy necklaces? Should I investigate?
(or haggis) off your neck
Very few things gross me out (it comes from having a younger brother with a really vivid imagination), but haggis around the neck -- that does it. Ewwwwwww.
Speaking of which, do we need candy necklaces? Should I investigate?
I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).
I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).
I can put my hands on candy bras.... (Some Buffistae have seen them. They're hilarious.)
I can put my hands on candy bras....
My mind is currently occupied with the boggling.
Last year I forgot to pack the candy necklaces. I got home and had bear their angry candy gaze from my pillow where they had been stuck whilst I was stuffing things in my bag.
It probably only works with Steph there.