Why not a simple physical code?

Rule A: If you wish to be hugged, hold out both arms.

Rule B: If you wish to have your interlocutor nibble candy (or haggis) off your neck, hold out one arm (to signal welcome) and with the other point at your throat; neck, in this instance, should be in the slightly stretched position.

Rule C: If you wish to be groped - ok, I'll leave that one up to you guys. Because the only thing that comes to mind is lifting one's skirt above one's head, and that's not fair to any would-be gropee who isn't wearing a dress or a kilt.

Rule D: If you are entirely physically off limits, wear a dead hedgehog in place of a candy necklace.

Speaking of which, do we need candy necklaces? Should I investigate?

(or haggis) off your neck

Very few things gross me out (it comes from having a younger brother with a really vivid imagination), but haggis around the neck -- that does it. Ewwwwwww.

Speaking of which, do we need candy necklaces? Should I investigate?

I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).

I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).

I can put my hands on candy bras.... (Some Buffistae have seen them. They're hilarious.)

I can put my hands on candy bras....

My mind is currently occupied with the boggling.

Last year I forgot to pack the candy necklaces. I got home and had bear their angry candy gaze from my pillow where they had been stuck whilst I was stuffing things in my bag.

It probably only works with Steph there.

I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).

Yay! Sorry, love - no stepping on perogative intended. I just didn't know, is all.

I can put my hands on candy bras....

But I thought people generally used their mouths to - oh. Right. Never mind.

It probably only works with Steph there.

You had a sacred duty, man!

I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).

Yay! Sorry, love - no stepping on perogative intended. I just didn't know, is all.

I didn't feel stepped on; not to worry.

There are also candy panties and g-strings.

I am a very tactile person and will hug anyone who likes being hugged. I will probably make the mistake of hugging a non-hugger or two; I apologize in advance. I get so excited to see people I like/love/am attracted to (hee!), that I show that excitement by hugging. It's totally a me thing, I'm just putting the disclaimer out there that I'm not trying to make anyone uncomfortable or ignoring their wishes, I'm just a very silly girl.

Aimee is me.

There are also candy panties and g-strings.

Yep. They were behind the bras. I know exactly where juliana can find some of these jems. Now, there is no way one of these would fit me. I would need a couple, at least.