Wash: I didn't think you were one for rituals and such. Mal: I'm not, but it'll keep the others busy for a while. No reason to concern them with what's to be done.

'Bushwhacked'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


Vortex - Apr 21, 2006 7:34:29 am PDT #8604 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Nametags! Whoever is doing nametags should add a H with a slash throught it for the non huggers, prominently displayed in the upper right hand corner. If you're not wearing your nametag, it's your own damn fault if I hug you.


Aims - Apr 21, 2006 7:35:35 am PDT #8605 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I don't think we're doing nametags this year.


deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2006 7:40:51 am PDT #8606 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

Why not a simple physical code?

Rule A: If you wish to be hugged, hold out both arms.

Rule B: If you wish to have your interlocutor nibble candy (or haggis) off your neck, hold out one arm (to signal welcome) and with the other point at your throat; neck, in this instance, should be in the slightly stretched position.

Rule C: If you wish to be groped - ok, I'll leave that one up to you guys. Because the only thing that comes to mind is lifting one's skirt above one's head, and that's not fair to any would-be gropee who isn't wearing a dress or a kilt.

Rule D: If you are entirely physically off limits, wear a dead hedgehog in place of a candy necklace.

Speaking of which, do we need candy necklaces? Should I investigate?


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2006 7:44:17 am PDT #8607 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

(or haggis) off your neck

Very few things gross me out (it comes from having a younger brother with a really vivid imagination), but haggis around the neck -- that does it. Ewwwwwww.

Speaking of which, do we need candy necklaces? Should I investigate?

I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).


juliana - Apr 21, 2006 7:47:07 am PDT #8608 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).

I can put my hands on candy bras.... (Some Buffistae have seen them. They're hilarious.)


Pete, Husband of Jilli - Apr 21, 2006 7:50:31 am PDT #8609 of 10001
"I've got a gun! I've got a mother-flippin' gun!" - Moss, The IT Crowd

I can put my hands on candy bras....

My mind is currently occupied with the boggling.


Trudy Booth - Apr 21, 2006 7:51:28 am PDT #8610 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Last year I forgot to pack the candy necklaces. I got home and had bear their angry candy gaze from my pillow where they had been stuck whilst I was stuffing things in my bag.

It probably only works with Steph there.


deborah grabien - Apr 21, 2006 7:56:58 am PDT #8611 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.

I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).

Yay! Sorry, love - no stepping on perogative intended. I just didn't know, is all.

I can put my hands on candy bras....

But I thought people generally used their mouths to - oh. Right. Never mind.


Steph L. - Apr 21, 2006 8:01:38 am PDT #8612 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It probably only works with Steph there.

You had a sacred duty, man!

I can bring them (it's sort of my thing, bringing the candy necklaces every year).

Yay! Sorry, love - no stepping on perogative intended. I just didn't know, is all.

I didn't feel stepped on; not to worry.


NoiseDesign - Apr 21, 2006 8:02:45 am PDT #8613 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

There are also candy panties and g-strings.