Bwah! That would take divine intervention Trudes. Most cruel divine intervention I might add.
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Oh, I saw a young George Clooney on an episode of Roseanne the other day on some cable channel. What a cutie pie. He can come to the F2F.
He can come to the F2F.
If someone could send him an invitation and guarantee his appearance, I bet we'd get quite an attendance. Fill up the block of rooms, for sure.
Well FINE. If nobody else is willing to step-up I will go and get myself impregnated by George Clooney.
The things I DO for you people...
He can come to the F2F.
Only if I unchain him from my -
Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry. Never mind. Nothing to see here...
edit: Susan, almost forgot. I should have specified 51-year-old ovaries. All your choices are far too young for me; I'm afraid I'd make them explode, or break them, or something. They're very scenic, but I need grey hair and hard-earned laughlines. Comes with being late middle-aged.
Johnny Depp. I'd consider reversing the tubal for some Depp.
Sean Bean is NOT too young! Nup, no way, no how. Just look at the (sexy, sexy) wrinkles around his eyes, the very beginnings of looseness at the jowl. Why, he's definitely Old Enough, yessir. Plus, sexiest voice on the planet. He could look like Gimli and I'd shut my eyes and throw caution (clothes, reservations, etc.) to the wind, just so long as he recited poetry. Or, you know, the phone book.
I'm with Bev. And if it could be a threesome with Russell Crowe, so I'd have my two favorite fictional military characters at the same time? You could send me to hell and I wouldn't even care!
See? This is why Sharing is Good!
Alas, Sean Bean moves me not. Pretty, but not my thing, any more than Viggo Mortensen is. Gimme my Brosnan, my Clooney, my Firth. And this way, more to go around, and everyone gets a chewtoy or three.
But I'm with Deena - the gorgeous Mister Depp gets three tries at knocking me up. No, four tries. No, wait -
I'm going on the record as *not* bringing a baby to to the f2f. And no matter who I've got handcuffed persuaded to share my bed, my ovaries are closed for business.
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