He can come to the F2F.
If someone could send him an invitation and guarantee his appearance, I bet we'd get quite an attendance. Fill up the block of rooms, for sure.
Murk: But you're a God! The Sacred Glorificus! Glory: I'm a God in exile. Far from the Hellfires of Home and sharing my body with an enemy that stabs my boys in their fleshy little stomachs!
'Dirty Girls'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Nicole - Aug 27, 2005 1:26:50 pm PDT #4695 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Trudy Booth - Aug 27, 2005 1:28:34 pm PDT #4696 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Well FINE. If nobody else is willing to step-up I will go and get myself impregnated by George Clooney.
The things I DO for you people...
deborah grabien - Aug 27, 2005 1:34:55 pm PDT #4697 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
He can come to the F2F.
Only if I unchain him from my -
Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry. Never mind. Nothing to see here...
edit: Susan, almost forgot. I should have specified 51-year-old ovaries. All your choices are far too young for me; I'm afraid I'd make them explode, or break them, or something. They're very scenic, but I need grey hair and hard-earned laughlines. Comes with being late middle-aged.
Deena - Aug 27, 2005 1:41:57 pm PDT #4698 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Johnny Depp. I'd consider reversing the tubal for some Depp.
Beverly - Aug 27, 2005 1:49:01 pm PDT #4699 of 10001
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Sean Bean is NOT too young! Nup, no way, no how. Just look at the (sexy, sexy) wrinkles around his eyes, the very beginnings of looseness at the jowl. Why, he's definitely Old Enough, yessir. Plus, sexiest voice on the planet. He could look like Gimli and I'd shut my eyes and throw caution (clothes, reservations, etc.) to the wind, just so long as he recited poetry. Or, you know, the phone book.
SailAweigh - Aug 27, 2005 1:55:36 pm PDT #4700 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I'm with Bev. And if it could be a threesome with Russell Crowe, so I'd have my two favorite fictional military characters at the same time? You could send me to hell and I wouldn't even care!
deborah grabien - Aug 27, 2005 2:06:26 pm PDT #4701 of 10001
It really doesn't matter. It's just an opinion. Don't worry about it. Not worth the hassle.
See? This is why Sharing is Good!
Alas, Sean Bean moves me not. Pretty, but not my thing, any more than Viggo Mortensen is. Gimme my Brosnan, my Clooney, my Firth. And this way, more to go around, and everyone gets a chewtoy or three.
But I'm with Deena - the gorgeous Mister Depp gets three tries at knocking me up. No, four tries. No, wait -
Amy - Aug 27, 2005 2:33:14 pm PDT #4702 of 10001
Because books.
I'm going on the record as *not* bringing a baby to to the f2f. And no matter who I've got handcuffed persuaded to share my bed, my ovaries are closed for business.
This PSA brought to you by the Toddler Who Is Already a Shoe Dive at 21 Months.
Deena - Aug 27, 2005 2:34:58 pm PDT #4703 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara
Deb, no sense limiting him. You should give him as many tries necessary to do the business right.
SailAweigh - Aug 27, 2005 2:42:00 pm PDT #4704 of 10001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
I'll let them all have a go at my ovaries. It won't do any good as I got myself fixed at 23, but they don't have to know that.