Buffy ,'Showtime'
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
He can come to the F2F.
Only if I unchain him from my -
Whoops. Heh heh. Sorry. Never mind. Nothing to see here...
edit: Susan, almost forgot. I should have specified 51-year-old ovaries. All your choices are far too young for me; I'm afraid I'd make them explode, or break them, or something. They're very scenic, but I need grey hair and hard-earned laughlines. Comes with being late middle-aged.
Johnny Depp. I'd consider reversing the tubal for some Depp.
Sean Bean is NOT too young! Nup, no way, no how. Just look at the (sexy, sexy) wrinkles around his eyes, the very beginnings of looseness at the jowl. Why, he's definitely Old Enough, yessir. Plus, sexiest voice on the planet. He could look like Gimli and I'd shut my eyes and throw caution (clothes, reservations, etc.) to the wind, just so long as he recited poetry. Or, you know, the phone book.
I'm with Bev. And if it could be a threesome with Russell Crowe, so I'd have my two favorite fictional military characters at the same time? You could send me to hell and I wouldn't even care!
See? This is why Sharing is Good!
Alas, Sean Bean moves me not. Pretty, but not my thing, any more than Viggo Mortensen is. Gimme my Brosnan, my Clooney, my Firth. And this way, more to go around, and everyone gets a chewtoy or three.
But I'm with Deena - the gorgeous Mister Depp gets three tries at knocking me up. No, four tries. No, wait -
I'm going on the record as *not* bringing a baby to to the f2f. And no matter who I've got handcuffed persuaded to share my bed, my ovaries are closed for business.
This PSA brought to you by the Toddler Who Is Already a Shoe Dive at 21 Months.
Deb, no sense limiting him. You should give him as many tries necessary to do the business right.
I'll let them all have a go at my ovaries. It won't do any good as I got myself fixed at 23, but they don't have to know that.
It won't do any good as I got myself fixed at 23, but they don't have to know that.
My lips are sealed. I'll never tell.
All my eggs are well past their expiration date, methinks, but hey, I'm with Deena: if Johnny doesn't need to be told he's shooting at closed-down chicken farm, he's welcome to as many shots as he wants to try for.
And I won't even make him wear the pirate suit.
t goes and sits with Sail and Bev
Though I think SB was hotter playing Sharpe, when he was more or less my age, than he is now. Of course, there's also the Regency factor and the man-in-uniform factor adding to TEH SEXY.