Kaylee: So how many fell madly in love with you and wanted to take you away from all this? Inara: Just the one. I think I'm slipping.

'Serenity'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:08:36 am PST #391 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is just one of the many tragic cases of chartered accountancy.

Have you considered changing your career to lion taming? </Monty Python>


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:09:50 am PST #392 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Glances up at Actuarial Science Degree hanging on office wall. Notes that it is merely a metaphoric wall....


DXMachina - Dec 23, 2004 8:11:34 am PST #393 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Wonders what the R factor of a metaphoric wall is...


Kalshane - Dec 23, 2004 8:11:59 am PST #394 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why? Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.

Glances up at wall.

Sees chaotic collection of vendor numbers and installation procedures.

Has dimploma envy.

Figures he probably saved money in the long run not getting a degree in English.


§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 8:13:07 am PST #395 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

::glances up at where wall would be if she had an office::


tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:17:08 am PST #396 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Wonders what the R factor of a metaphoric wall is...

I'm guessing either zero or infinity.


Edain - Dec 23, 2004 8:59:32 am PST #397 of 10001
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex

Glances up at wall, notices no Accounting or Actuarial degrees, starts to wonder why he never got a personality. Begins to eye the Accounting and Actuarial degree people with personalities suspiciously.


Fay - Dec 23, 2004 10:17:40 am PST #398 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Glances up at wall

Notices that is not such a dork as to hang diploma on wall

Makes a mental note to hang something on the wall, maybe next year

Maybe an actuary?


Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2004 10:18:54 am PST #399 of 10001
If I only had a brain...

That's true. Nothing says "Christmas" like an actuary on the wall.


Atropa - Dec 23, 2004 10:37:34 am PST #400 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Glances up at wall.

Looks at pictures of little monsters with batwings eating candy.

Shrugs, waves toy bat at the monitor to get the content management tool to hopefully unfreeze.

Must remember to bring sparkly wand into office next week, as toy bats do not seem to be proper conduits of mystical forces.