That's true. Nothing says "Christmas" like an actuary on the wall.
Can't even shout, Can't even cry. The Gentlemen are coming by. Looking in windows, knocking on doors. They need to take seven, and they might take yours. Can't call to mom, can't say a word. You're gonna die screaming but you won't be heard.
Dream Girl ,'Bring On The Night'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2004 10:18:54 am PST #399 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Atropa - Dec 23, 2004 10:37:34 am PST #400 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Glances up at wall.
Looks at pictures of little monsters with batwings eating candy.
Shrugs, waves toy bat at the monitor to get the content management tool to hopefully unfreeze.
Must remember to bring sparkly wand into office next week, as toy bats do not seem to be proper conduits of mystical forces.
Jon B. - Dec 23, 2004 10:40:52 am PST #401 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Maybe an actuary?
Just remember... we know when you will die.
JohnSweden - Dec 23, 2004 11:12:30 am PST #402 of 10001
I can't even.
Just remember... we know when you will die.
Don't tell me, I like to remain unspoiled. (if it is something cool like the year 2973, you can give me a hint).
billytea - Dec 23, 2004 11:26:57 am PST #403 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
BT, Jon, I have some actuarial questions, as I am making the lead character in my new play an actuary. Would either of you mind if I emailed you with various general sorts of things?
Fine by me.
Maybe an actuary?
DE-E-E-ECK the halls with act-u-ar-ies, falalalala, falalala
Maaaaybe add a dromedary, falalalala, falalala
DXMachina - Dec 23, 2004 11:35:46 am PST #404 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Stick a penguin up with velcro, falala lalala lalala
And maybe a panda, also, falalala lalala.
Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2004 11:42:03 am PST #405 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Actuaries make us festive, falalala lalala
Stir the glands and make them restive, falalala lalalala
Mathematics geeks are dreamy, falala lalala lalala
Take one home and things get steamy, falalalala lalalala.
Scrappy - Dec 23, 2004 11:47:46 am PST #406 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
THANK YOU BT and JON. I shall be plying you with questions as soon as I write them up.
Sincerely
Your Fan
P.M. Marc - Dec 23, 2004 11:55:48 am PST #407 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Jilli, what are you using for CM?
t /natter
Atropa - Dec 23, 2004 11:58:43 am PST #408 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Jilli, what are you using for CM?
Source Depot. Which doesn't suck as much as Content Studio, it is true, but is still not ideal.