::glances up at where wall would be if she had an office::
Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.
'Time Bomb'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 8:13:07 am PST #395 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:17:08 am PST #396 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wonders what the R factor of a metaphoric wall is...
I'm guessing either zero or infinity.
Edain - Dec 23, 2004 8:59:32 am PST #397 of 10001
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex
Glances up at wall, notices no Accounting or Actuarial degrees, starts to wonder why he never got a personality. Begins to eye the Accounting and Actuarial degree people with personalities suspiciously.
Fay - Dec 23, 2004 10:17:40 am PST #398 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Glances up at wall
Notices that is not such a dork as to hang diploma on wall
Makes a mental note to hang something on the wall, maybe next year
Maybe an actuary?
Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2004 10:18:54 am PST #399 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
That's true. Nothing says "Christmas" like an actuary on the wall.
Atropa - Dec 23, 2004 10:37:34 am PST #400 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Glances up at wall.
Looks at pictures of little monsters with batwings eating candy.
Shrugs, waves toy bat at the monitor to get the content management tool to hopefully unfreeze.
Must remember to bring sparkly wand into office next week, as toy bats do not seem to be proper conduits of mystical forces.
Jon B. - Dec 23, 2004 10:40:52 am PST #401 of 10001
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Maybe an actuary?
Just remember... we know when you will die.
JohnSweden - Dec 23, 2004 11:12:30 am PST #402 of 10001
I can't even.
Just remember... we know when you will die.
Don't tell me, I like to remain unspoiled. (if it is something cool like the year 2973, you can give me a hint).
billytea - Dec 23, 2004 11:26:57 am PST #403 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
BT, Jon, I have some actuarial questions, as I am making the lead character in my new play an actuary. Would either of you mind if I emailed you with various general sorts of things?
Fine by me.
Maybe an actuary?
DE-E-E-ECK the halls with act-u-ar-ies, falalalala, falalala
Maaaaybe add a dromedary, falalalala, falalala
DXMachina - Dec 23, 2004 11:35:46 am PST #404 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Stick a penguin up with velcro, falala lalala lalala
And maybe a panda, also, falalala lalala.