Glances up at Actuarial Science Degree hanging on office wall. Reminds self that said degree never was used. Resumes personality having behavior.
Buffy: You tossed that vamp like he was a... little teeny vamp. Riley: You wanna go again? C'mon. I bet this place is just teeming with aerodynamic vampires.
'Help'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:06:52 am PST #388 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 23, 2004 8:07:20 am PST #389 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
This is just one of the many tragic cases of chartered accountancy. Please give generously so that a cure can be found.
Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2004 8:08:00 am PST #390 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Glances up at wall
Notices that is not such a dork as to hang diploma on wall
Makes a mental note to hang something on the wall, maybe next year
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:08:36 am PST #391 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is just one of the many tragic cases of chartered accountancy.
Have you considered changing your career to lion taming? </Monty Python>
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:09:50 am PST #392 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Glances up at Actuarial Science Degree hanging on office wall. Notes that it is merely a metaphoric wall....
DXMachina - Dec 23, 2004 8:11:34 am PST #393 of 10001
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Wonders what the R factor of a metaphoric wall is...
Kalshane - Dec 23, 2004 8:11:59 am PST #394 of 10001
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Glances up at wall.
Sees chaotic collection of vendor numbers and installation procedures.
Has dimploma envy.
Figures he probably saved money in the long run not getting a degree in English.
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 8:13:07 am PST #395 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
::glances up at where wall would be if she had an office::
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:17:08 am PST #396 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wonders what the R factor of a metaphoric wall is...
I'm guessing either zero or infinity.
Edain - Dec 23, 2004 8:59:32 am PST #397 of 10001
"Being hungover is like winning the lottery, except they pay you in regret!" - T-Rex
Glances up at wall, notices no Accounting or Actuarial degrees, starts to wonder why he never got a personality. Begins to eye the Accounting and Actuarial degree people with personalities suspiciously.