Anya Christina Emmanuella Jenkins. Twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July — and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. 'Who's our little patriot?' they'd say, when I was younger and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
Anya ,'Potential'
F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?
Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!
amych - Dec 23, 2004 7:56:16 am PST #382 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
§ ita § - Dec 23, 2004 7:56:53 am PST #383 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Shouldn't that be reversed?
Depends. How do you feel about accountants? Also, do you run Mac OS?
Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2004 8:01:50 am PST #384 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Unless the rock is farting diamonds, there's nothing to calculate.
You know, I'd buy that rock for the comedy value alone.
amych - Dec 23, 2004 8:03:13 am PST #385 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
My mac is more fun than an accountant, my linux box weirder, and my windoze box crankier. All three with personality, hence my realization that I'd read the punchline reversed in my head, and the deleting.
(Curse you and your quick ctrl-c! Curse you!!!!)
Laura - Dec 23, 2004 8:05:15 am PST #386 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
Glances up at Accounting Degree hanging on office wall. Reminds self that said degree never was used. Resumes personality having behavior.
NoiseDesign - Dec 23, 2004 8:06:50 am PST #387 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Two theatre degrees here. Not so much on the accounting.
Though I can make sense of a fast fourier transfer display.
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:06:52 am PST #388 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Glances up at Actuarial Science Degree hanging on office wall. Reminds self that said degree never was used. Resumes personality having behavior.
Frankenbuddha - Dec 23, 2004 8:07:20 am PST #389 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
This is just one of the many tragic cases of chartered accountancy. Please give generously so that a cure can be found.
Betsy HP - Dec 23, 2004 8:08:00 am PST #390 of 10001
If I only had a brain...
Glances up at wall
Notices that is not such a dork as to hang diploma on wall
Makes a mental note to hang something on the wall, maybe next year
tommyrot - Dec 23, 2004 8:08:36 am PST #391 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is just one of the many tragic cases of chartered accountancy.
Have you considered changing your career to lion taming? </Monty Python>