We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.

Gunn ,'Not Fade Away'


F2F 3: Who's Bringing the Guacamole?  

Plan what to do, what to wear (you can never go wrong with a corset), and get ready for the next BuffistaCon: San Francisco, May 19-21, 2006! Everything else, go here! Swag!


Lyra Jane - Jan 28, 2005 1:11:19 pm PST #1269 of 10001
Up with the sun

I fly four times, I'll have two delays.

I know, I've been pretty lucky airport-wise. Which is why the Chicago Jinx is so frustrating.


DavidS - Jan 28, 2005 1:21:55 pm PST #1270 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

O'Hare is the Sixth Circle of Hell.

Must be one of the frozen circles since I saw you nearly die of hypothermia outside O'Hare.


NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2005 1:44:05 pm PST #1271 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Just an update. We currently have $135 in the F2F fund. That's after PayPal Fees.


JenP - Jan 28, 2005 2:06:07 pm PST #1272 of 10001

they've taken my carryon for the test where they run a piece of gauze over the zipper pulls with a pair of tongs and then run the gauze through some machine.

I asked when they did our stuff in Pensacola. Guy said it was testing form explosives (ETA: or, actually, I think he said chemical) residue. My nephew's name also is the same as some nefarious guy's name, because they had to call him in when they checked his ID. (I asked again, of course) Poor nephew. Well, the guy said they'd only call it in once on the trip, and he didn't lie, so there's that, anyway.


ChiKat - Jan 28, 2005 2:07:57 pm PST #1273 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Don't connect in Chicago

No, don't connect here. If you all lived here, you wouldn't have to worry about connections. You'd just stop here. And live here. With me.

Is Chicago the one with the pretty light-show tunnel, or is that Detroit?

There is one at O'Hare to the United terminal.


Atropa - Jan 28, 2005 2:17:40 pm PST #1274 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Is Chicago the one with the pretty light-show tunnel, or is that Detroit?

There is one at O'Hare to the United terminal.

Ooooh, I *hate* that light-show tunnel. Because if I was in charge of building something like that, I would load it with subliminal messages. If I'm that devious, who's to say the original builders weren't?


Emily - Jan 28, 2005 4:02:55 pm PST #1275 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

The moving walkway is ending. Please look down.


DebetEsse - Jan 28, 2005 4:07:07 pm PST #1276 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Please be careful as you exit...the moving walkway.


§ ita § - Jan 28, 2005 4:09:26 pm PST #1277 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Don't forget the shit with the fucking white zone, wankers.


NoiseDesign - Jan 28, 2005 4:10:07 pm PST #1278 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

The white zone is for fucking only.