Don't connect in Chicago
No, don't
connect
here. If you all lived here, you wouldn't have to worry about connections. You'd just stop here. And live here. With me.
Is Chicago the one with the pretty light-show tunnel, or is that Detroit?
There is one at O'Hare to the United terminal.
Is Chicago the one with the pretty light-show tunnel, or is that Detroit?
There is one at O'Hare to the United terminal.
Ooooh, I *hate* that light-show tunnel. Because if I was in charge of building something like that, I would load it with subliminal messages. If I'm that devious, who's to say the original builders weren't?
The moving walkway is ending. Please look down.
Please be careful as you exit...the moving walkway.
Don't forget the shit with the fucking white zone, wankers.
The white zone is for fucking only.
Moo-om, the LA-istas are being narcissistic and making it all about LAX again.
Please do not leave any bags or packages unattended. Unattended packages will be confiscated by airport security.
Smoking is permitted in designated areas only.
Ummmm...Vortex...If, ummm, well, you know, you haven't, I mean, finalized the list? I'd...like to go to dinner, too. If that's ok...
Sorry I didn't respond before. I was....I'm sorry.