Eeeeexcellent. That's what I'm talkin' about. Thanks, guys!
You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?
Cordelia ,'Chosen'
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flea - Nov 26, 2006 1:48:25 pm PST #9609 of 10003
information libertarian
tommyrot - Nov 26, 2006 1:49:22 pm PST #9610 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
SFGate Apple porn:
I have right here in my hot little hands that actually aren't all that little and are only slightly warm at the moment a brand new lick-ready smooth-as-love Apple MacBook Pro Core 2 Duo Super Orgasm Deluxe Ultrahard Modern Computing Device Designed by God Herself Somewhere in the Deep Moist Vulva of Cupertino Yes Yes Don't Stop Oh My God Yes.
I believe that is the actual name of the product. I might be wrong. I do not really care.
This machine, this silky hunk of aluminum and wire and divine Chinese factory-made love, was recently delivered into my hands by a squad of naked cooing angels who all happened to look exactly like Jenna Jameson or perhaps Eva Green and who also gave me a free foot massage and four hits of premium Ecstasy and a complimentary 3-hour tongue bath, all at the same time.
It is possible I imagined that last part. It is possible it was merely, you know, UPS. It is possible I am exaggerating just slightly overall. I do not really care.
Because these days, this is pretty much the feeling Apple products instill in millions of increasingly dazzled and devoted fans. Their products have become coated in some sort of hot golden fairy dust. Their gizmos come freely adorned with a luminous halo that tastes of hope and sex and candy. Their incandescent tech junk possesses a reek, a perfectly intoxicating stench that heralds another world, some sort of sleek well-lit utopia where people never steal and vibrators are free and dolphins teach babies to sing.
Theodosia - Nov 26, 2006 2:25:51 pm PST #9611 of 10003
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
I WANT THE DRUGS THAT GUY IS ON... because apparently, I've been getting the wrong ones.
Gris - Nov 26, 2006 2:40:33 pm PST #9612 of 10003
Hey. New board.
I WANT THE DRUGS THAT GUY IS ON... because apparently, I've been getting the wrong ones.Take 1 iPod nano (any color)
Smash, using an iBook or MacBook (any model) as a hammer
Spread across the top of an Apple LCD Display or Mac Mini
Snort.
beth b - Nov 26, 2006 7:02:45 pm PST #9613 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Tivo problems
I can change the chanel very easily with the remote . but it isn't changeing the channel propery when recording. I've been throught the set up a few times... any ideas?
Lee - Nov 26, 2006 7:07:59 pm PST #9614 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I've had that happen, Beth. Unplugging the cable box fixed it.
beth b - Nov 26, 2006 7:11:01 pm PST #9615 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
the cable box? like turn it off? not the TIVO?
Lee - Nov 26, 2006 7:17:31 pm PST #9616 of 10003
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
beth b - Nov 26, 2006 7:23:03 pm PST #9617 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
cool . Looks like a number of people on the TIVO forums have had the problem - and no one is sure if it is a TIVO or Cable upgrade problem ...
I'll have to try it after it stops recording for tonight
Cass - Nov 26, 2006 7:47:54 pm PST #9618 of 10003
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I'm guessing a cable upgrade because my TiFaux is pulling the exact same nonsense. Will try the fix tonight.