I want the iWench.
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NoiseDesign - Jan 10, 2005 3:49:13 pm PST #1046 of 10003
Our wings are not tired
amych - Jan 10, 2005 3:50:10 pm PST #1047 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
iBartender/iMaid/iChef
Don't forget iPoolboy. Although at the moment, he only ships with the really high-end G5s, and not the laptops. Maybe after MacWorld.
tommyrot - Jan 10, 2005 4:01:01 pm PST #1048 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Teppy, you may want to consider a wireless router with a built-in firewall. IMHO, NAT on a home network is a good thing.
thegrommit - Jan 10, 2005 7:04:14 pm PST #1049 of 10003
Um.
I want the iWench.
The discussion of wenches, laptops and boobies in the firefly thread is doing porny things to my brain.
evil jimi - Jan 11, 2005 12:59:11 am PST #1050 of 10003
Lurching from one disaster to the next.
Best of all, it's only an 870kb zip file and you just unzip to a directory and run it.
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 6:02:18 am PST #1051 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Tom Scola - Jan 11, 2005 7:44:34 am PST #1052 of 10003
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500
It looks like Jobs isn't saying when Tiger will ship, except that it's due in the first half of the year.
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 7:59:45 am PST #1053 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Thanks, Tom.
Maybe I'll buy Panther (10.3) now for my iBook. I've just discovered (on my Cube) that The Gimp will run on a Mac with 10.3 (with Apple's X11 installed).
tommyrot - Jan 11, 2005 8:43:51 am PST #1054 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What Steve Jobs is up to:
Apple introduces Mac mini. New member of Mac family Slot-load Combo optical drive. Play DVDs, burn CDs. Quiet. Tiny, FireWire, ethernet, USB 2.0, both DVI/VGA output. Very tine. Height is half the size of an iPod mini. BYODKM. Bring Your Own Display, Keyboard, Mouse. First one is $499: 1.25GHz 256MB/40GB More memory and larger hard drive for $599. Will ship on January 22. Ships in a box smaller than the regular iPod box.
eta:
A picture: [link]
Oh my god it is so fucking cute!
eta²: everything else (from Slashdot):
A number of announcements from the Mac World keynote this afternoon. The iPod Shuffle is pack-of-gum sized, no screen, weighs less than an ounce... and no screen. Ships today, $99 for the half gig, $149 for a gig. The Mac Mini is the headless iMac... 6x6x2.5 with all the expected plugs, starting at $499. Lot's of tiger bits, spotlight, virtual folders in Mail.app. iLife '05 will ship Jan 22. iPhoto gets folders and video support. iMovie supports HD. Garageband gets 8 channel recording. iWork includes Keynote 2, and 'Pages' the new word processor and ships the same day as iLife.
Jessica - Jan 11, 2005 9:02:37 am PST #1055 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It's on the front page of apple.com, too. It's the most adorable computer I've ever seen!