Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spoilage Lite - The Return

[NAFDA] The place for casting and other vague spoilers, for those who merely want to wade, not drown, in the spoiler sea. Episode titles, writers, and preview speculation in black font. Exiting cast, TV Guide and other entertainment articles and their discussion white-fonted. Hard core spoilers are not allowed.


Jon B. - Mar 01, 2010 11:22:32 am PST #2146 of 3639
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

With costumes.

Goes without saying.


Vonnie K - Mar 01, 2010 12:33:37 pm PST #2147 of 3639
Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick.

Juliette Goglia

That's the Little-Girl-God from Joan of Arcadia! Joan and LGG are going to be on the same show! Playing *sisters*! I might have to tune in just for that. OH MAN. JoA. I floved that show.


sumi - Mar 02, 2010 4:19:27 am PST #2148 of 3639
Art Crawl!!!

William BaldwinM to play Serena's dad on Gossip Girl.


§ ita § - Mar 02, 2010 4:50:13 am PST #2149 of 3639
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Matt Frewer will be on Supernatural as Pestilence.

Yeah, I'm curious.


sumi - Mar 02, 2010 5:20:26 am PST #2150 of 3639
Art Crawl!!!

No way!

That rocks.

Also - is Stephen the only Baldwin not on tv this spring?


sumi - Mar 02, 2010 6:14:50 am PST #2151 of 3639
Art Crawl!!!

Fran Kranz has been cast in a comedy pilot:

FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS (NBC) - Fran Kranz ("Dollhouse") is the first to be cast in the comedy pilot, which "explores modern-day romance through the eyes of five friends, each looking for 'the one' but in the meantime settling for 'friends with benefits.'" He'll play one of the quintet, "a nerdy but cute hopeless romantic who is worth $12 million after selling an algorithm to Google." 20th Century Fox Television and Imagine Television are behind the hour, which David Dobkin is directing from a script by Michael Weber and Scott Neustadter.


sumi - Mar 02, 2010 6:16:49 am PST #2152 of 3639
Art Crawl!!!

Ooh:

LUCK (HBO) - Two-time Oscar-winner Dustin Hoffman ("Kramer vs. Kramer," "Rain Man") is set to topline the drama pilot, which is "described as a provocative look at the worlds of horseracing and gambling told through a diverse group of characters surrounding a racetrack." He's on board as Chester "Ace" Bernstein, an ex-con who "teams with Gus Economou (Dennis Farina), his longtime chauffeur and muscle, to craft a complex plan involving the track." John Ortiz also stars in the hour, which Michael Mann is directing from a script by David Milch. The pair are also executive producing alongside Carolyn Strauss. Henry Bronchtein also serve as a co-executive producer. Production is set to begin this month for a potential January 2011 series order.

(Also from the Futon Critic)


sumi - Mar 02, 2010 6:17:52 am PST #2153 of 3639
Art Crawl!!!

Julie Benz' possible new gig:

NO ORDINARY FAMILY (ABC) - Julie Benz ("Dexter") and Christina Chang ("24") have both joined the cast of the drama pilot, about a typical American family who develop special abilities. Benz will play the Powell clan's matriarch, Stephanie, "a gifted scientist who develops a power for superspeed." Chang then is set as Yvonne Cho, "a young police officer who works at the same precinct" as Stephanie's husband Jim (Michael Chiklis). Autumn Reeser and Romany Malco also star in the ABC Studios-based hour, which David Semel is helming off a script by Greg Berlanti and Jon Harmon Feldman.


sumi - Mar 02, 2010 9:38:54 am PST #2154 of 3639
Art Crawl!!!

Dana Delaney is going to guest on two episodes of Castle.

(Possibly the next two. . . and can you believe that they pre-empted Castle for a 3-HOUR episode of The Bachelor??!!!???)


§ ita § - Mar 03, 2010 1:23:20 pm PST #2155 of 3639
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jewel Staite was offered a role on Warehouse 13.

Dichen Lachman to appear on NCIS: LA.