Pretty cool except for the part where I was really terrified and now my knees are all dizzy.

Willow ,'Never Leave Me'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

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Nutty - May 22, 2005 8:21:22 am PDT #996 of 3486
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

FWIW, all, there is an article in the Arts section of today's NYT about Jack Bauer the Torturer What Is Doing His All To Save Humanity. And about how, whether or not we think it's a bad thing, it's so common in this year's worth of 24 that it's coming to seem normal.

I was explaining the Buffista parts of this topic to my mother over coffee and the paper, and she found it much in vein with that year (last year?) that Tony broke his ankle and was on crutches for an hour, and then had a cane for an hour, and then was fine. He is just a really fast healer, right?


Topic!Cindy - May 22, 2005 1:34:38 pm PDT #997 of 3486
What is even happening?

Wasn't it also last year he was shot in the neck, and back on the job, the same day?


Jessica - May 22, 2005 6:39:35 pm PDT #998 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think the crutches was S1 or 2, S3 was the shot in the neck (he wore a bandage for a couple of hours, and that was that).

S3 was also the season of Jack's heroin addiction, which took all of about three hours to get over.


Gus - May 22, 2005 7:17:08 pm PDT #999 of 3486
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Do not get me started on Jack's heroin addiction.


Steph L. - May 23, 2005 5:09:37 am PDT #1000 of 3486
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I am Jack's bleeding ulcer.


Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2005 5:11:06 am PDT #1001 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

OK, I'll call it then: I am Jack's velvety whisper.


§ ita § - May 23, 2005 6:14:05 am PDT #1002 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I am Jack's well-worn baseball cap.

Other Jack.


Frankenbuddha - May 23, 2005 7:06:28 am PDT #1003 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Other Jack.

The other Jack, the other other Jack, or the other other other Jack.

Heh, next spoiler thread should be, "You don't know Jack, or at least not which one."


sumi - May 23, 2005 7:28:14 am PDT #1004 of 3486
Art Crawl!!!

I don't read this thread so you guys have probably already been discussing this:

Billie Piper is leaving Doctor Who in the middle of the next series.


Jessica - May 23, 2005 11:29:16 am PDT #1005 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

24 Finale spoilers from AICN:

  • Naked Mandy phones Michelle and tells her to do everything she says or Michelle’s beloved Soul-Patch Tony dies.
  • We get Naked Tony this week too as Mandy forces him to strip.
  • That shot of Michelle screaming in the promo? She’s screaming at the image of Tony dying in a massive fireball.
  • After four seasons and – what – eight years? Jack finally takes Naked Mandy into CTU custody and gets to “question” her.
  • In San Diego, Chinese agents kidnap and interrogate Howard Bern, the CTU agent spotted on the Chinese embassy’s videotape. The Chinese agents threaten to sneak Bern out of the U.S. to rot inside a Chinese labor camp. As the 23rd hour ends, Bern confesses the man who led the embassy raid was Jack Bauer.
  • In return for a presidential pardon, Mandy reveals Marwan’s location.
  • Marwan puts a bullet into Curtis. Jack puts one into Marwan. That shot of somebody hanging on the outside of a parking garage, high above the street? That's Marwan, who is given the opportunity to prove he’d rather die than reveal the nuclear warhead’s destination.
  • The Chinese contact the White House and demand Jack Bauer be turned over to them immediately, to be tried on Chinese soil under Chinese law. Over Palmer’s protests, President Logan agrees.