See, Vera? Dress yourself up; you get taken out somewhere fun.

Jayne ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

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le nubian - May 02, 2005 7:05:25 pm PDT #908 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

"24" spoiler -

Apparently a TV Guide article implies that Jack will die at the end of this season.


Jessica - May 03, 2005 5:27:50 am PDT #909 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I heard that too. I can't decide if I think it's true or not. On the one hand, they've already done the "Jack is DEAD!!!!....for about ten seconds before we resucitate him" thing once, so if he dies this season, he'll almost certainly stay that way. And I really can't see them topping this season in terms of finding new ways to make Jack's life suck.

But on the other hand, 24 without Jack Bauer would be...weird. So I don't know.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 03, 2005 6:05:13 am PDT #910 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I'm intrigued by #1 and #4

Oh crap! It's Lostzilla's doggie door, isn't it?


Laura - May 03, 2005 6:13:51 am PDT #911 of 3486
Our wings are not tired.

My eyes skimmed over the "24" spoiler part of le nub's post. Oh!! Noooo, don't kill Jack. Then, nevermind.

Once again, there are too many Jack's on my television. (Although I don't watch 24 so won't miss this one)


Topic!Cindy - May 07, 2005 11:52:26 am PDT #912 of 3486
What is even happening?

"24" spoiler -

Apparently a TV Guide article implies that Jack will die at the end of this season.

Something in this week's episode made me wonder about that, but I can't remember what, now. Hmmmmm. I suppose I would still turn in to watch Soul Patch, if he assumed the Jack role. I don't know if I would for anyone else.

I heard that too. I can't decide if I think it's true or not. On the one hand, they've already done the "Jack is DEAD!!!!....for about ten seconds before we resucitate him" thing once, so if he dies this season, he'll almost certainly stay that way. And I really can't see them topping this season in terms of finding new ways to make Jack's life suck.

But on the other hand, 24 without Jack Bauer would be...weird. So I don't know.

What Jess said.


§ ita § - May 07, 2005 2:25:36 pm PDT #913 of 3486
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't know if I would for anyone else.

President Palmer?


Jessica - May 09, 2005 5:22:24 pm PDT #914 of 3486
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

So my new theory is that Jack spends S5 in a Chinese prison, and comes back as the villain in S6.

[Okay, that's half-theory, half-wishful thinking. Go on, guess which half!]


Topic!Cindy - May 14, 2005 12:04:04 pm PDT #915 of 3486
What is even happening?

I don't know if I would for anyone else.
President Palmer?
Yes. It's been so lovely to have him back. I also want him as my real President, please.

Jessica, that's a good theory. And then President Palmer will be the one that has to reach out to him, because their love is so pure. I don't even mean slash. Their love really is just so pure.


Topic!Cindy - May 14, 2005 12:13:55 pm PDT #916 of 3486
What is even happening?

[link]

Pretty thorough, plausible sounding spoilers for this Monday's episode of 24. They seem to fit in with what was in the previews.

eta...

Spoiler rumors for next season: [link]


le nubian - May 14, 2005 2:58:47 pm PDT #917 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Damn, that's good shit, Cindy.