OMGWTFETHAN!

All The Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues

Previously, tons of creepy shit happened.

Jack, Kate, Hurley, and Michael are all realizing that nobody's seen Ethan in a while, or Charlie and Claire for that matter. They all start to run towards the caves (there seems to be an established route by now), and Locke stops them, pointing out Claire's bag on the forest floor. Jack starts to shout "Claire! Charlie!" but Locke shushes him, and suggests they simply follow the tracks. At this point, they're all assuming that Ethan kidnapped Claire and Charlie and hauled them off somewhere for god know why. It's kind of a bold leap, but it's all they've got.

Flashback to an operating room where a surgery is going very badly. Jack is trying to repair a torn artery. He fails, and the patient dies. Another surgeon in the room orders him to call the time of death. Jack lifts his head, looks his father in the eye, and says "You call it." Jack storms out.

Jack is frantic and desperate here, and tracking entirely by himself. He's going nowhere in particular, because he has no idea how to track.

Locke, back at the beach, is putting a small tracking party together. He enlists Kate, and Boone joins up as well. Locke figures they'll catch up with Jack, and go from there.

Michael is being petulant and immature when Locke tells him that they've got enough people, and don't need him along. Eventually Michael's all "Fine! I'll go start my own search party! With blackjack! And hookers!" (Okay, not really.) And Locke's like "Cool, I'm going this way. You? Go that way."

Jack is in his father's office. Neither man is especially happy. Jack's dad starts taking him to task for barging in on his OR when things were totally going find, but Jack cuts him off by saying yo, the nurse saw that your hands were shaking, so she called me up. How many drinks did you have at lunch? This makes Daddy mad, but really, it's not like Jack is wrong.

Locke & the others have found Jack. He apologizes to Jack for not noticing anything odd about Ethan before -- apparently they've been hunting together. Which brings up another point -- Ethan? Waaaaay better at this kind of shit than Locke. So they might not find him. Not easily, anyway. Locke's been marking their path with torn bits of a red shirt. He gives the shirt to Boone, putting him on path-marking duty.

They track for a while, then take a short break for Locke to get some water, and for Jack to beat himself up about not believing Claire when she said she was attacked. Luckily, just at this moment, they stumble upon one of Charlie's finger wrappings stuck to a tree. He's left them a trail! Huzzah!

But hark! The markers say they went one way, the footprints go the other way. So the team splits up, Locke & Boone will follow the footprints, JAck & Kate will follow the markers.

Back at the beach, Sawyer is being briefed. He's skeptical about the whole thing.

Boone points out to Locke that handing him a red shirt wasn't exactly a vote of confidence. Locke doesn't get the reference, so Boone explains about Star Trek, and Locke comments that it must have been a pretty lousy captain, to keep letting his men get killed. They chat about their former lives. Boone apparently runs a bridal salon, and doesn't believe Locke when he says he had a desk job at a box-making company. Locke chooses to let Boone believe what he wants.

Kate and Jack are also talking about stuff. Well, not so much talking as not-talking. Kate can apparently track because her dad was in the army. Jack doesn't want to share anything.

Anyhoo, the reason Jack is in there is that Daddy needs him to sign the report that says everything went fine, there was just too much internal bleeding to save the patient. Jack knows this report is a lie, but Dad starts giving him a guilt-speech about how talented Jack is and how he can't throw his career away, etc etc etc. So Jack signs the false report.

Sawyer and Sayid have (continued...)

( continues...) hot monkey sex in the fuselage talk about their little tiff, and Sayid's experiences of the past few days. Sawyer lets Sayid know that he kept the signal fire going when the tide was about to put it out. Sayid appreciates this. They come to a stoic, manly understanding.

Boone & Locke might be lost. Or they might not be. Locke says it's about to rain, and it does.

Kate and Jack hear something through the rain, and move towards it.

In flashbackland, the husband of the woman who died in surgery is threatening to sue for negligence.

Kate and Jack are wandering aimlessly in the rain. They start to hear the whispers, Jack falls down a steep slope, and come face to face with Ethan. Jack tries to attack him, but Ethan is soooooo much better at this, and stomps on Jack's chest. They fight. Ethan knocks Jack out. Kate revives him (he was only out for a minute, but Ethan is gone). Kate is trying to persuade Jack to give up, because they're hopelessly lost, and it's raining, and dark, and other very sensible reasons. Jack refuses. He's not going to let this happen again.

At the trial, JackDad is being very convincing, and the hospital board is totally buying it. Jack is silently listening, until one of the other doctors asks Daddy if he was aware of the woman's pregnancy while he was operating. Daddy wasn't, but he answers smoothly that of course he was, but it was too late, etc etc. This is too much for Jack. He stands up and informs everyone that his father was operating while drunk, cut the hepatic artery, and that's why the woman died. (Jack's dad's name, by the way, is Christian Shepard. Because this is a show about subtlety.)

Jack and Kate are climbing back up the slope, when they run smack into Charlie's hand. Which is attached to Charlie's body, which is hanging limp from a noose. At this point, we are lead to believe that Charlie is dead for three fucking pages before Jack finally revives him. Bastards!

Michael and the loser search party have returned empty-handed. Jack and Kate and Charlie have returned as well. There's no sign of Claire, Locke or Boone.

This is because Locke and Boone are still in the woods. They are about to turn back, when Boone drops the flashlight into a stream, and they uncover what looks like a shiny piece of metal. As they uncover more and more of it, it's clear that this is not a piece of the plane.

Charlie is practically catatonic back at the caves.

[Now, at this point, there are two almost identical pages, and I have no idea which one will be used.]

Jack is trying to get information out of him, but all Charlie says is (version 1) "Claire. All they wanted was Claire." (version 2) "Claire. All he wanted was Claire."

END OF EPISODE

Oh man. These sound like good episodes. Want. More.

(Thanks bunches, Jessica. That really helps with my withdrawal this week)

Wow, these sound extremely kickass.

Boone apparently runs a bridal salon

And that was the sound of my speculation about Boone going from little more than wishful thinking to rock-solid certainty.

Seriously. So who is running out of meds? I guess we need to wait until Kate's ep to find that out.

I wonder if Michael is the one running out of meds? His reaction to not going on the search is puzzling.

JESSICA! Awesome spoiler reporting. And these episodes sound like they will rock.

Cree-pee Claire and magic baby stuff. I'm not even bugged anymore about that. I guess every show I'll ever watch will have a magic baby/kid at some point.

The Jack stuff is not surprising, about what we all expected. but all the stuff surrounding it, all the other character revelations (Boone, gay? yay!).

I'm glad Sayid told about Danielle I was afraid that they might do that stupid TV thing and have him not tell anyone.

I'm also starting to think it's Michael who runs out of meds. Poor Walt.

And that was the sound of my speculation about Boone going from little more than wishful thinking to rock-solid certainty.

Jess, how hard to you rock?

I adore the redshirt joke. Those were some fantabulous spoilers, Jess. I can't wait to see the cree-pee opening sequence.