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Spoilers 3: First Mutant Enemy, Now the World

[NAFDA] Spoilers for any and all currently running TV shows. All hardcore spoilage, all the time. No white font.


Jessica - Nov 22, 2004 6:48:41 pm PST #335 of 3486
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

( continues...) hot monkey sex in the fuselage talk about their little tiff, and Sayid's experiences of the past few days. Sawyer lets Sayid know that he kept the signal fire going when the tide was about to put it out. Sayid appreciates this. They come to a stoic, manly understanding.

Boone & Locke might be lost. Or they might not be. Locke says it's about to rain, and it does.

Kate and Jack hear something through the rain, and move towards it.

In flashbackland, the husband of the woman who died in surgery is threatening to sue for negligence.

Kate and Jack are wandering aimlessly in the rain. They start to hear the whispers, Jack falls down a steep slope, and come face to face with Ethan. Jack tries to attack him, but Ethan is soooooo much better at this, and stomps on Jack's chest. They fight. Ethan knocks Jack out. Kate revives him (he was only out for a minute, but Ethan is gone). Kate is trying to persuade Jack to give up, because they're hopelessly lost, and it's raining, and dark, and other very sensible reasons. Jack refuses. He's not going to let this happen again.

At the trial, JackDad is being very convincing, and the hospital board is totally buying it. Jack is silently listening, until one of the other doctors asks Daddy if he was aware of the woman's pregnancy while he was operating. Daddy wasn't, but he answers smoothly that of course he was, but it was too late, etc etc. This is too much for Jack. He stands up and informs everyone that his father was operating while drunk, cut the hepatic artery, and that's why the woman died. (Jack's dad's name, by the way, is Christian Shepard. Because this is a show about subtlety.)

Jack and Kate are climbing back up the slope, when they run smack into Charlie's hand. Which is attached to Charlie's body, which is hanging limp from a noose. At this point, we are lead to believe that Charlie is dead for three fucking pages before Jack finally revives him. Bastards!

Michael and the loser search party have returned empty-handed. Jack and Kate and Charlie have returned as well. There's no sign of Claire, Locke or Boone.

This is because Locke and Boone are still in the woods. They are about to turn back, when Boone drops the flashlight into a stream, and they uncover what looks like a shiny piece of metal. As they uncover more and more of it, it's clear that this is not a piece of the plane.

Charlie is practically catatonic back at the caves.

[Now, at this point, there are two almost identical pages, and I have no idea which one will be used.]

Jack is trying to get information out of him, but all Charlie says is (version 1) "Claire. All they wanted was Claire." (version 2) "Claire. All he wanted was Claire."

END OF EPISODE


le nubian - Nov 22, 2004 7:02:47 pm PST #336 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Oh man. These sound like good episodes. Want. More.

(Thanks bunches, Jessica. That really helps with my withdrawal this week)


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 22, 2004 7:33:26 pm PST #337 of 3486
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Wow, these sound extremely kickass.

Boone apparently runs a bridal salon

And that was the sound of my speculation about Boone going from little more than wishful thinking to rock-solid certainty.


le nubian - Nov 22, 2004 7:38:39 pm PST #338 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Seriously. So who is running out of meds? I guess we need to wait until Kate's ep to find that out.


le nubian - Nov 22, 2004 7:43:07 pm PST #339 of 3486
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I wonder if Michael is the one running out of meds? His reaction to not going on the search is puzzling.


candyb - Nov 23, 2004 1:00:00 am PST #340 of 3486

JESSICA! Awesome spoiler reporting. And these episodes sound like they will rock.

Cree-pee Claire and magic baby stuff. I'm not even bugged anymore about that. I guess every show I'll ever watch will have a magic baby/kid at some point.

The Jack stuff is not surprising, about what we all expected. but all the stuff surrounding it, all the other character revelations (Boone, gay? yay!).

I'm glad Sayid told about Danielle I was afraid that they might do that stupid TV thing and have him not tell anyone.

I'm also starting to think it's Michael who runs out of meds. Poor Walt.


Topic!Cindy - Nov 23, 2004 1:05:43 am PST #341 of 3486
What is even happening?

And that was the sound of my speculation about Boone going from little more than wishful thinking to rock-solid certainty.
Hee.

Jess, how hard to you rock?


Anne W. - Nov 23, 2004 1:43:05 am PST #342 of 3486
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

I adore the redshirt joke. Those were some fantabulous spoilers, Jess. I can't wait to see the cree-pee opening sequence.


Jessica - Nov 23, 2004 4:48:44 am PST #343 of 3486
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

The other thing I wanted to mention is how much profanity (and ASSCAPS) these scripts have. (As do the Alias scripts, actually.) They can't swear on the show, so they pepper the scene directions with things like "Jack has NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON."* "Claire is REALLY FUCKING SCARED." It's so funny.

[*Obviously, this sentence occurs only in reference to Lost!Jack. SpyDaddy!Jack always knows what's going on.]


Frankenbuddha - Nov 23, 2004 4:53:40 am PST #344 of 3486
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

The other thing I wanted to mention is how much profanity (and ASSCAPS) these scripts have. (As do the Alias scripts, actually.) They can't swear on the show, so they pepper the scene directions with things like "Jack has NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON." "Claire is REALLY FUCKING SCARED." It's so funny.

You must let us know if they every come up with great turns of phrase like "eyefuck" and "schmucking the bait".